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How Are You Spending The Extra Hour Jesus Just Gave You?
At least I think Jesus is the one responsible, what other big muckety muck can control time like that? So what are you going to do with this blessing? Surely you won't just piss it away on a messageboard called GoFuckYourself.
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i have drunken 3 beers
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Getting read to spend it in church.
Baahhhhhhhaahha Just kidding. |
I'll use that time to continue cross-stitching..
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Are you talking about frozen time feature?
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i was sleeping...so it was like jesus robbed me of my extra hours...
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Spend it making love
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i took an extra hour of sleep :)
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spent it fixing electrical and irrigation on my wife's jobsite...
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hehehe @ Jesus
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Mutt, your wrong there buddy, or at least I think you are. The extra hour this 6 months and in 6 months time is because of farmers, because the land used to be dominated by farms and farmers it was a common rule which dates back many years in which the hours were turned backwards, so when the days get darker, its turned backwards, so they could get up in the light and go to bed in the light, instead of having to wake up in the dark and go to bed in the dark.
And in 6 months time it changes back to help them get up more easily in the light, rather than having to get up in the dark. I havent explained it well, but to keep it short. It helps farmers get up in the light instead of the dark. I think thats the reason, rather than it being to do with jesus |
daylight saving has nothing to do with Jesus it was the federal government who put it into place.
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non-believers :Oh crap
and who do you think inspired the federal government to help the farmers out? |
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...the republicans:1orglaugh |
1/2 bottle of Jager :)
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I spent one hour thanking Donny Jesus exists !
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i got an extra hour of studyin! bowring but hey college is college!! lol it was so miraculous, it was like reliving the same hour over again :P:pimp |
Fucking farmers.... "damn sandal-wearing goldfish tenders"....
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no time change for us Arizonans
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These days its totally useless I think because farmers have all the equipment they need to work right through the night :upsidedow |
Since Jesus gave me the extra hour I figured I'd take him out to lunch this afternoon
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extra sleep
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who are you to question the faith of others? why do you think farmers are more powerful than god? that doesn't even makke sense. |
masturbating...
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I'm headed to the store to buy a mouse for our baby boa.
Then I'll come home and feed my snake to my girlfriend's pussy. |
Jesus never gave me an extra hour :( ....
.... mainly because the govt here did not mess with the fucking clocks :pimp |
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