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Mutt 10-29-2006 03:37 AM

How Are You Spending The Extra Hour Jesus Just Gave You?
 
At least I think Jesus is the one responsible, what other big muckety muck can control time like that? So what are you going to do with this blessing? Surely you won't just piss it away on a messageboard called GoFuckYourself.

JFK 10-29-2006 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 11181156)
At least I think Jesus is the one responsible, what other big muckety muck can control time like that? So what are you going to do with this blessing? Surely you won't just piss it away on a messageboard called GoFuckYourself.

Actually, YES I will:upsidedow

bobby666 10-29-2006 04:11 AM

i have drunken 3 beers

Mutt 10-29-2006 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 11181276)
i have drunken 3 beers

i don't think that's what he had in my mind when he gave you the extra hour!

LiveDose 10-29-2006 06:52 AM

Getting read to spend it in church.



























Baahhhhhhhaahha Just kidding.

rodney25 10-29-2006 07:01 AM

I'll use that time to continue cross-stitching..

Klen 10-29-2006 07:03 AM

Are you talking about frozen time feature?

Mutt 10-29-2006 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 11181922)
Are you talking about frozen time feature?

yes Klen, the frozen time feature indeed.

DjSap 10-29-2006 07:29 AM

i was sleeping...so it was like jesus robbed me of my extra hours...

J. Falcon 10-29-2006 07:31 AM

Spend it making love

Wiggles 10-29-2006 07:36 AM

i took an extra hour of sleep :)

karlcore 10-29-2006 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 11181276)
i have drunken 3 beers

And to think you coulda spent that hour learning some grammar.

GooSearch 10-29-2006 07:46 AM

spent it fixing electrical and irrigation on my wife's jobsite...

MaddCaz 10-29-2006 07:47 AM

hehehe @ Jesus

scottybuzz 10-29-2006 07:51 AM

Mutt, your wrong there buddy, or at least I think you are. The extra hour this 6 months and in 6 months time is because of farmers, because the land used to be dominated by farms and farmers it was a common rule which dates back many years in which the hours were turned backwards, so when the days get darker, its turned backwards, so they could get up in the light and go to bed in the light, instead of having to wake up in the dark and go to bed in the dark.

And in 6 months time it changes back to help them get up more easily in the light, rather than having to get up in the dark.

I havent explained it well, but to keep it short. It helps farmers get up in the light instead of the dark.

I think thats the reason, rather than it being to do with jesus

tony286 10-29-2006 07:53 AM

daylight saving has nothing to do with Jesus it was the federal government who put it into place.

Mutt 10-29-2006 08:01 AM

non-believers :Oh crap

and who do you think inspired the federal government to help the farmers out?

jerseygto 10-29-2006 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 11182302)
non-believers :Oh crap

and who do you think inspired the federal government to help the farmers out?

UMMM oh i know i know
...the republicans:1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 10-29-2006 08:13 AM

1/2 bottle of Jager :)

Deputy Chief Command 10-29-2006 08:15 AM

I spent one hour thanking Donny Jesus exists !

BoobyDuty 10-29-2006 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DjSap (Post 11182061)
i was sleeping...so it was like jesus robbed me of my extra hours...

lol at least you got an extra hour of sleep...

i got an extra hour of studyin! bowring but hey college is college!! lol it was so miraculous, it was like reliving the same hour over again :P:pimp

psili 10-29-2006 08:46 AM

Fucking farmers.... "damn sandal-wearing goldfish tenders"....

OG LennyT 10-29-2006 08:48 AM

no time change for us Arizonans

scottybuzz 10-29-2006 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 11182302)
non-believers :Oh crap

and who do you think inspired the federal government to help the farmers out?

hahhaa I dont believe it was the federal government who started it off, probably oringiated from Britain and because it was such a good idea, you americans copied it from us.

These days its totally useless I think because farmers have all the equipment they need to work right through the night :upsidedow

dakota1358 10-29-2006 08:58 AM

Since Jesus gave me the extra hour I figured I'd take him out to lunch this afternoon

Sosa 10-29-2006 09:05 AM

extra sleep

nico-t 10-29-2006 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 11181938)
yes Klen, the frozen time feature indeed.

:1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 10-29-2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11182207)
Mutt, your wrong there buddy, or at least I think you are. The extra hour this 6 months and in 6 months time is because of farmers, because the land used to be dominated by farms and farmers it was a common rule which dates back many years in which the hours were turned backwards, so when the days get darker, its turned backwards, so they could get up in the light and go to bed in the light, instead of having to wake up in the dark and go to bed in the dark.

And in 6 months time it changes back to help them get up more easily in the light, rather than having to get up in the dark.

I havent explained it well, but to keep it short. It helps farmers get up in the light instead of the dark.

I think thats the reason, rather than it being to do with jesus


who are you to question the faith of others?
why do you think farmers are more powerful than god? that doesn't even makke sense.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-29-2006 10:52 AM

masturbating...

Z 10-29-2006 12:48 PM

I'm headed to the store to buy a mouse for our baby boa.

Then I'll come home and feed my snake to my girlfriend's pussy.

Webby 10-29-2006 12:57 PM

Jesus never gave me an extra hour :( ....

.... mainly because the govt here did not mess with the fucking clocks :pimp


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