Need some humerous sayings for the bald
 

I know a teen that has alopecia, which means at 14, he is already bald . . . actually, not much in the way of body hair at all.

He like to wear t-shirts that make fun of his baldness, and we were thinking of having some shirts made for him.

I am looking for phrases that will poke fun, but be suitable for a young teen to wear around.

Some examples of what he currently has include:

I'm not bald, I'm just taller then my hair.

Who needs hair with a body like this.

Some of you comedians must be able to come up with some good ones.

one i seem to use is:


You know what they say ? Gray Hair is better then No Hair !!

Once there were three babys still inside the uterus of their mother.
They were all talking and wondering what each other was going to be when they grew up.

The first baby said, "I want to be a fireman so I can put fires out."

The next said, "I want to be a carpenter so I can fix this place up."

The last one said, "I want to be a hunter so I can kill that bald headed bastard that keeps popping in and out of here!".

Ok it's a bit big to put on a tshirt but I couldn't resist

luke cage!!!!!

I used to use this one on a friend of mine:
"Your bald is showing"

"Kojaks biggest fan"

"Im auditioning for The King and I"

"Who wants to look like David Hasselhoff anyhow?"

"The worlds worst Sikh"

Teens these days probably wouldn't get it . . and does anyone under 25 know who Kojack was?

I had to think about that one, I doubt his classmates would get it.

say no to rugs

Damn man you are making me feel old now :(

Now we're talking.

i always liked "grass dont grow on a playground" but that typically applies to a hairless chest.

"Grass doesn't grow on a busy street"

"I really was too sexy for my hair"

"What do you mean, bald? I'm just more evolved" (picture of a caveman)

I came up with a few:

Yes I Know I Need A HAIRCUT
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Everyone is born with hair. Only the gifted overcome it.
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I used to have an open mind, but it made my hair fall out.
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just another sexy bald guy
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what did I do in my past life to deserve this?
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Lost: Hair

If found, please return
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bald people have feelings too

Say NO to Mullets.

"I've got a craving for shaving"
"Buddha in training"
"Balder is better"
"Razor 1, Me 0"
"I got into a fight with some scissors, guess who won?"
"I wanted to baldly go where no man had gone before"
"Mr. Clean's love child"

Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
A: A hundred dollar bill.

some good ones here

I would not classify Franklin as bald . . receding hairline, yeah. :winkwink:

I highly doubt a 14 year old could get away with wearing that to school

yea true, this is more for weekend trips to the mall, or church.

to shine or not to shine
that is the question

"Will shave head for food"

*I live life in the fast lane and my hair just couldn’t keep up!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Shit thats pretty funny.

"What's that stuff on your head?"

Or perhaps just a shirt with one of these:

:)

"Hair today, gone tomorrow"

"Bowling anyone?"

"Sensitive ponytail guy"

"Got hair tonic?"
"Your grandpa envies me"
"Hair's nemesis"
"I am Goldberg's mini-me"
"Hairing impaired"

"Earthlings are an odd bunch"

They don't have malls where he lives, I want to get him something he can wear more than 1 day a week. :)

Chicks Dig Bald Guys

I knew I could count on you two.

No one can say you aren't trying. I actually chuckled at a couple. Thanks

Another good batch.

This is why I love GFY. Beyond the income sources is the vast resources you can't just Google. :1orglaugh

bump for those just getting back from church

That's a really good one

for sure . . . . . anyone else?

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