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interracialtoons 10-28-2006 05:17 PM

My fastest and best potatoe recipe. You'll love it.
 
Two version here.

Bachelor(ie. lazy MoFo) and Chef


Bachelor:

- Red potatoes are best but Irish really good too
- Cut two cups of potatoes into 1/2 inch cudes/slices
- bring small pot of water to boil
- add 1/2 teaspoon salt
- add 1 table spoon italian spices(like used in spaghetti sauce)
- add 1 large bay leaf
- Boil medium temp for 10-15 mins.
- Drain and server
(optional...serve with butter)


Chef :
- Red potatoes are best but Irish really good too
- Cut two cups of potatoes into 1/2 inch cudes/slices
- bring small pot of water to boil
- add 1/2 teaspoon salt
- add 1 table spoon italian spices(like used in spaghetti sauce)
- add 1 large bay leaf
- add 1/2 teaspoon Marjoram
- add 1 teaspoon Rosemary Leaves
- add 2-3 ounces olive oil
- Boil medium temp for 10-15 mins.
- Use spoon with holes to serve(to keep some oil)



Try it once and you'll keep a big bag of potatoes at home after that!

tehHinjew 10-28-2006 05:20 PM

i am actualy making mashed potatoe since i havent eaten anything since thursday morning... hpoe i can open my mouth big enough lol

aztecboi2003 10-28-2006 05:23 PM

I like taking the red potatoes and dicing them up, put them on a baking pan and drizzle them with EVOO and then lightly salt and pepper. There so good as a side dish.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-28-2006 05:42 PM

I have a faster way, it is called a microwave and flakes, lol

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztecboi2003 (Post 11177905)
I like taking the red potatoes and dicing them up, put them on a baking pan and drizzle them with EVOO and then lightly salt and pepper. There so good as a side dish.


Hmmmmm? Never tried EVOO...what is it?

Sound good though!

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetDomainia (Post 11178004)
I have a faster way, it is called a microwave and flakes, lol

No way that can taste good.
Stop doing that to yourself.:1orglaugh

DjSap 10-28-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetDomainia (Post 11178004)
I have a faster way, it is called a microwave and flakes, lol

dude you cant microwave potatoes...thats like a crime...

squishypimp 10-28-2006 05:49 PM

thanks ill try it out sometime :)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-28-2006 05:52 PM

I never said that was good, I said it was fast......

scotty2hotty1111 10-28-2006 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjSap (Post 11178043)
dude you cant microwave potatoes...thats like a crime...

......:Oh crap

the Shemp 10-28-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons (Post 11178013)
Hmmmmm? Never tried EVOO...what is it?

Sound good though!

extra virgin olive oil

MaddCaz 10-28-2006 05:55 PM

Dan Quayle get em!!!!

MaddCaz 10-28-2006 05:58 PM

get off the sauce yo

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 11178090)
extra virgin olive oil

Oh! Me so stooopid! That's what I use too.:1orglaugh

I'm chowing down now on my potatoes, with a big fat steak and two eggs over easy.

I know it aint breakfast but I'll eat steak and eggs anytime.

Yum!

Oh; almost forgot, if you wanna get down ghetto style, use some ketchup on the potatoes.

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11178061)
thanks ill try it out sometime :)

It's really good bro! I promise you will like it.

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz (Post 11178117)
get off the sauce yo

What you talking 'bout Willis?

You must not eat good food. If I had a web cam you would be salivating over your keyboard at my plate.

The Shame 10-28-2006 06:11 PM

haha looks like a good recipe but i suck at cooking

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shame (Post 11178204)
haha looks like a good recipe but i suck at cooking

Dude, if I cook it then it aint gonna be hard.
This is too easy.
I can't stay away from my computer long enough to cook something difficult.

mortenb 10-28-2006 06:29 PM

I have a potato recipe that I love and make at least once a week..

Boil some potatoes, drain them and let them cool. Cut them in 1/4 inch slices.
Mix them with red onion rings and lots of fresh rocket salad.
Then pour a dressing consisting of 1 part olive oil, 1 part vinegar and one part water over it all and mix it around.. ohh.. put some salt and pepper on it too..

it is fucking great :-) try it with a nice steak or something like that

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 11178321)
I have a potato recipe that I love and make at least once a week..

Boil some potatoes, drain them and let them cool. Cut them in 1/4 inch slices.
Mix them with red onion rings and lots of fresh rocket salad.
Then pour a dressing consisting of 1 part olive oil, 1 part vinegar and one part water over it all and mix it around.. ohh.. put some salt and pepper on it too..

it is fucking great :-) try it with a nice steak or something like that

That's a good one! I gotta try that.

tehHinjew 10-28-2006 07:46 PM

all this talk about food
i just had (2hrs ago) my mashed patatoes with kosher gravey all masshed up n shit
fuck i want pizza hut buffet

MrJackMeHoff 10-28-2006 08:03 PM

I can't believe everyone in here can't spell potato!!

Spunky 10-28-2006 08:11 PM

Sounds good..I'm printing it out

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff (Post 11178823)
I can't believe everyone in here can't spell potato!!

Please show me where I misspelled "potatoes".

Are you suggesting that it is spelled "potatos"? :1orglaugh

You have to add the "e" to pluralize it, ya know.

sweethotkayla 10-28-2006 08:38 PM

all these sound real nice, im just about to put a few on the bbq:P





edit: i did have something about the spelling here but then realised that yes an e is in order:P

Tom_PM 10-28-2006 09:15 PM

Sounds good :) I like to cut them into wedges, then in a shallow pan, salt and lemon pepper seasoing, olive oil over them, roll them around a bit until everything is all coated, then roast in the oven a while. Maybe even some browned/caramalized chicken on top.. man I want some now. Best to turn them over once during cooking.

For simple I like small red taters, scrubbed (skin always on), make the water salty like the sea, boil a while.. thats it! lol Add butter and pepper on the plate.

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11179128)
Sounds good :) I like to cut them into wedges, then in a shallow pan, salt and lemon pepper seasoing, olive oil over them, roll them around a bit until everything is all coated, then roast in the oven a while. Maybe even some browned/caramalized chicken on top.. man I want some now. Best to turn them over once during cooking.

For simple I like small red taters, scrubbed (skin always on), make the water salty like the sea, boil a while.. thats it! lol Add butter and pepper on the plate.

:thumbsup YUM!

Ahhh! The simple pleasures...some people don't get though. Pity for them.

tony286 10-28-2006 10:02 PM

that sounds very yummy

KrisKross 10-28-2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons (Post 11178940)
Please show me where I misspelled "potatoes".

Are you suggesting that it is spelled "potatos"? :1orglaugh

You have to add the "e" to pluralize it, ya know.


The subject of the thread clearly says "potatoe".

So you either mispelled "potato" or "potatoes".

My personal favourite potato recipe is this:

- Dice up a couple of baking potatoes.
- Chop up some onions and some bacon.
- Mix it all together and toss in a few pats of butter.
- Wrap it up in tin foil and bake for 30 mins on the BBQ.

Soooooo good.

heymatty 10-28-2006 10:42 PM

Wow the first recipe is totally retarded. Boiling the shit out of herbs is not gonna taste nice at all.

Can this even be called a recipe?

Just boil the potato's in water with lots of salt. Then when they are done you can add chopped fresh herbs and butter. Don't put that italian sawdust anywhere near them.

LiveDose 10-28-2006 10:43 PM

Hi Dan Quayle!

Damian_Maxcash 10-28-2006 10:48 PM

Tip - If you like jacket spuds put a metal knife through the center before you place them in the oven. The heat travels through the knife and makes them all nice and soft on the inside.

PS - I think GFY just got a little bit gayer.

soulbleed 10-28-2006 10:49 PM

got any pics of the finished product ?

interracialtoons 10-28-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heymatty (Post 11179616)
Wow the first recipe is totally retarded. Boiling the shit out of herbs is not gonna taste nice at all.

Can this even be called a recipe?

Just boil the potato's in water with lots of salt. Then when they are done you can add chopped fresh herbs and butter. Don't put that italian sawdust anywhere near them.

You're crazy. That shit is Da Bomb!

I'd like to see you chop up a raw bay leaf and eat it.

You better leave to cooking to your GF!

bobby666 10-29-2006 11:52 AM

i'll give it a try, soon

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-29-2006 12:02 PM

some good fucking recipes here

potatoes are very good food, can be SO versatile

micker 10-29-2006 12:15 PM

ok, here's my potato recipe....

cut the spuds into roughly 1 inch pieces put them in a big bowl.
add enough olive oil coat them.
add in a small handful of fine chopped rosemary, then a couple spoonfuls of kosher salt, a spoonful of garlic powder and some ground pepper.

Mix together with your hands. spread it out on a baking sheet and bake until cooked through and just starting to get crispy outside. serve....

Also works well with dark meat chicken instead of potato......

Quagmire 10-29-2006 12:27 PM

You can do all that in two easy steps. Water + Italian salad dressing.


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