Could i write jokes for Leno?? Tell me
 

I am really fucking loaded right now and was just watching Jay Leno and laughing at how incredibly dumb most of the jokes are. It seems so easy to write a joke for that show so i am so bored and stoned that i decided to pick a random headline at cnn.com and see if i could make a Leno quality joke out of it.

The Leno Joke always seems to go like this... News Headline first, summarizes a few facts, then puts his HILARIOUS Leno spin on it, then the laugh machine does its job :thumbsup

so i decided to write one............

HERES WHAT I GOT:

the white house claims vice president dick cheney was not talking about a torture technique called water boarding when he said dunking terrorism suspects in water during questioning was a "no-brainer".

president bush, when asked about cheney's comments said "this country doesnt torture. We're not going to torture."

press secretary tony snow denied cheney's endorsement of water boarding as well saying "you think dick cheney's going to slip up on something like this? No, come on."

one can only speculate whether these 3 actually actually knew what water boarding actually meant or if they assumed that the press had just uncovered their super secret tax-payer funded water boarding retreat in which "torture" or "torch 'er" as the president called it actually meant driving a ski-boat above the posted lake mead speed limit and where vice president cheney has yet to "slip up" off of his waterboard.... come on, these men are boarders, pros... with the fastest supercharged ski-boats our country can buy. for them, boarding is a "no brainer", and with that much horsepower who can blame them from wanting to to uncork a "torch 'er" every now and then?

:pimp :rasta :food-smil :party-smi

i changed the end... man im high.


one can only speculate whether these 3 actually actually knew what water boarding actually meant or if they assumed that the press had just uncovered their super secret tax-payer funded water boarding retreat in which "torture" or "torch 'er" as the president called it actually meant driving a ski-boat above the posted lake mead speed limit and where vice president cheney did not "slip up" off of his waterboard.... come on, these men are boarders, pros... they obey the speed limit. for them, boarding is a "no brainer", but with that much horsepower who could blame them from wanting to to uncork a "torch 'er" every now and then?

i laugh at jay leno, i failed to laugh at you.... don't quit your day job of peddling porn

you laugh at jay leno? lolol

its all about the presentation of a joke.


written in some messageboard it is almost impossible to get a good laugh

but with the right expression in your face and body movements and the right way to use your voice even the shittiest joke can make your eyes water

I agree on that one totally...the "joke" wasnt funny at all mate :2 cents:

no you couldn't.

Burger King is waiting for you.

not really ,lol

ok that wasn't funny.. sorry :)

but I liked a recent one from Conan:

"Paris Hilton said in an interview that she never pays for drinks when she goes out.... Luckily, she still gets plenty of fluid."

lets just say i get more of a laugh out of jay leno then i did out of that joke... personally i'd rather watch conan

haha conan always has the best writers..

not funny enough