for all of the self admitted fat guys..

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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #1

    for all of the self admitted fat guys..

    do you ever think and act like a small man? When I go to the clubs and I have a few drinks I get on the dancefloor and do my thing. A lot of women are suprised that I can move so quickly and do all the latest dance steps...I feel like im 150 when in actuality im 230...I almost bought a Boxster Porche because in my mind I just knew i could squeeze my big ass in it.....NO I dont wear clothes that are too small for me so dont go there..only thing abnormal about me is I broke the big guy/small dick stereotype..
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  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    Right on.

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    • mailfuck
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2002
      • 41

      #3
      fat guys RULeS !

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      • Steve
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2001
        • 6894

        #4
        LOL

        dude, I terrified people on the paintball field

        I'm a big boy, but I can hustle. My friends in California would be amazed that I could run that fast. We'd be in the breakout box, and some kid would be edging in front of me - when the whistle blew, I blow past him and be 1-2 bunkers up on him. You could see the shock in their eyes thru the mask LOL

        but forget about me hitting a snake or laydown tubes - I'd be easy pickins

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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
          oh sorry, thought this thread ws for PHAT guyz =)
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          • TDF
            Triple OG nigga on GFY
            • Mar 2002
            • 27296

            #6
            Originally posted by kmanrox
            oh sorry, thought this thread ws for PHAT guyz =)
            ..ROFL>..same damn difference marine boy!!!
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            • ausboy
              Registered User
              • Jul 2001
              • 73

              #7
              Originally posted by toodamnfli
              I feel like im 150 when in actuality im 230
              Dang, you only a little dood, you must be 5 foot nothing....

              Last time I found a pair of scales that could take my weight I was pushing 320.
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              • toddler
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 1911

                #8
                Originally posted by Steve
                LOL

                dude, I terrified people on the paintball field

                I'm a big boy, but I can hustle. My friends in California would be amazed that I could run that fast. We'd be in the breakout box, and some kid would be edging in front of me - when the whistle blew, I blow past him and be 1-2 bunkers up on him. You could see the shock in their eyes thru the mask LOL

                but forget about me hitting a snake or laydown tubes - I'd be easy pickins
                right on, paintball...steve. where you at? now THAT would be fun, adult webmaster paintball outing.....
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                • VirtuMike
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 2483

                  #9
                  Lightspeed sponsored webmaster paintball at the Phoenix Forum a few months ago. It was AWESOME. I had such a great time blasting everyone. They called me the sniper at the end of the night, I took one hit all night and took out MANY people. I think laser tag is much more fun though, it moves faster. You can't stay in one place and when you get hit you're not done until the next game.

                  And for a fat guy I'm a spry fucker.

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                  • dipshit moron retard
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 667

                    #10
                    Originally posted by toodamnfli
                    im 230...I almost bought a Boxster Porche because in my mind I just knew i could squeeze my big ass in it
                    i've seen pictures and if you're 230lbs i can fuck for 30 hours straight.

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                    • TDF
                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 27296

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dipshit moron retard


                      i've seen pictures and if you're 230lbs i can fuck for 30 hours straight.
                      LOL...ok ok i lied..im now officially 235.8 pounds...now can u really fuck 30 hours straight?
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                      • Jakke PNG
                        ex-TeenGodFather
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 20306

                        #12
                        One of my friends played a prank on me last weekend (Won't tell what it was). He's this slim, supposedly fit guy. Hehe.. He pulled the prank and started to run.. he was shocked when I ran after him and caught him.
                        Must have been funny looking to see a guy weighting 130kgs running after a lad who weights maybe 70, and catching him.
                        Sorry about the metric system.
                        ..and I'm off.

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                        • ADIDAS
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 638

                          #13
                          My 160 pound younger brother is amazed when I catch up to him when is being a smartass, to knock some since into him.......

                          He always thinks cause I am big I cant run.

                          No I cant run long distances, if I could I wouldnt be fat, but I can do short sprints pretty damn fast, always could.........
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                          • Firehorse
                            Desire it and have it!!!
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 30767

                            #14
                            I am only about 180 pounds 6 ft 2.

                            I think big is beautiful. Thin is beautifu.l
                            As long as you have a big heart.
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                            • buran
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 264

                              #15
                              i'm a fatass too. gonna quit smoking though. cigarettes, anyway.
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                              • mjrools23
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 1604

                                #16
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                                • SykkBoy2
                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 19969

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by toodamnfli

                                  now can u really fuck 30 hours straight?
                                  he's probably talking about his time in prison...from what I udnerstand, when you're the fuckee as opposed to the fucker, 30 hours isn't so rough....
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                                  • TDF
                                    Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 27296

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                    he's probably talking about his time in prison...from what I udnerstand, when you're the fuckee as opposed to the fucker, 30 hours isn't so rough....
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                                    • FlyingIguana
                                      aspiring banker
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 10870

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by kmanrox
                                      oh sorry, thought this thread ws for PHAT guyz =)
                                      well shit, you too?

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