for all of the self admitted fat guys..
 

do you ever think and act like a small man? When I go to the clubs and I have a few drinks I get on the dancefloor and do my thing. A lot of women are suprised that I can move so quickly and do all the latest dance steps...I feel like im 150 when in actuality im 230...I almost bought a Boxster Porche because in my mind I just knew i could squeeze my big ass in it.....NO I dont wear clothes that are too small for me so dont go there..only thing abnormal about me is I broke the big guy/small dick stereotype..

Right on.

*bowl*

fat guys RULeS !:evil-laug

LOL

dude, I terrified people on the paintball field

I'm a big boy, but I can hustle. My friends in California would be amazed that I could run that fast. We'd be in the breakout box, and some kid would be edging in front of me - when the whistle blew, I blow past him and be 1-2 bunkers up on him. You could see the shock in their eyes thru the mask LOL

but forget about me hitting a snake or laydown tubes - I'd be easy pickins

oh sorry, thought this thread ws for PHAT guyz =)

:1orglaugh ..ROFL>..same damn difference marine boy!!!

Dang, you only a little dood, you must be 5 foot nothing....

Last time I found a pair of scales that could take my weight I was pushing 320.

right on, paintball...steve. where you at? now THAT would be fun, adult webmaster paintball outing.....

Lightspeed sponsored webmaster paintball at the Phoenix Forum a few months ago. It was AWESOME. I had such a great time blasting everyone. They called me the sniper at the end of the night, I took one hit all night and took out MANY people. I think laser tag is much more fun though, it moves faster. You can't stay in one place and when you get hit you're not done until the next game.

And for a fat guy I'm a spry fucker.

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i've seen pictures and if you're 230lbs i can fuck for 30 hours straight.

LOL...ok ok i lied..im now officially 235.8 pounds...now can u really fuck 30 hours straight?

One of my friends played a prank on me last weekend (Won't tell what it was). He's this slim, supposedly fit guy. Hehe.. He pulled the prank and started to run.. he was shocked when I ran after him and caught him. :)
Must have been funny looking to see a guy weighting 130kgs running after a lad who weights maybe 70, and catching him. :)
Sorry about the metric system.

My 160 pound younger brother is amazed when I catch up to him when is being a smartass, to knock some since into him.......

He always thinks cause I am big I cant run.

No I cant run long distances, if I could I wouldnt be fat, but I can do short sprints pretty damn fast, always could.........

I am only about 180 pounds 6 ft 2.

I think big is beautiful. Thin is beautifu.l
As long as you have a big heart. :thumbsup

i'm a fatass too. gonna quit smoking though. cigarettes, anyway.

post your guts!

he's probably talking about his time in prison...from what I udnerstand, when you're the fuckee as opposed to the fucker, 30 hours isn't so rough....

:1orglaugh

well shit, you too? :glugglug