I'll be answering the door with my cock out this Halloween.
 

I'm gonna wear my red splattered pants this year with my hard, veiny cock sticking out of the fly. Whn parents question me, I'll just tell them it's fake. besides, who really has an 11 inch cock IRL, besides me?

HOLLA!
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So....

You're against foul language around your nephew but wielding a large cock around other's youngsters is ok with you?

Only on Helloween.

(and like i said, everyone is gonna think think it's a fake)

enjoy prison...

I hope you're not serious.

Make sure you hang on of these on your dick, it will make it look more festive
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/hall/ghost.jpg

Congrats, you'll single-handedly drop property values in your area in one night.

:thumbsup

they might call the cops :1orglaugh

Good. My neighbours are assholes anyway.

Answering the door naked might keep the little beggars away. It isn't illegal either.

trick or treat??