Why would a farmer sticks his head up a Cow's vagina?
 

i imagine it would be done to alter the position of the fetus -- maybe two hands are required and therefore the head and shoulders get inserted.

perhaps it would be look for injuries, or disease.

any other ideas?

Perhaps he'd lost his sandwiches.

Couldn't agree more.

Because he can?

beeecooooassee... iteh iz funnn! I like...
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Because that's how farm life should be handle.

he's looking for his boots.. maybe

Thats classic

To get to the other side?

I usually stick my whole head in when I need to find my car keys or other random things I think I lost.


wheres my damn mouse? brb

i wasnt aware they were, maybe your on a fucked up farm?

LOL a 'farmer' wouldnt a freak might...

I've had my arm up a cows gash before...not a pretty sight...:Oh crap

thats a good one :1orglaugh

Too see if the chicken crossed the cervics?

Because that's where his cousin left him his birthday present?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The cow complained that his dick was too small?

lmao
this, imo, this the best response so far! :thumbsup