What has PORN $$ bought you ?
 

Hey,

I was driving down the road today and this idea
popped into my head!

" What has porn money bought you ? "

Houses, cars, trips, toys, women.. etc etc....

Tell us what the porn biz has done for you :thumbsup

A one way ticket to....

I bought party goat and gave it to pr0 as a birthday present

an RX-7 :)

Nurgle

With my porn money I bought... well, I bought more porn!

Porn money has bought me a mcdonalds franchise.


porn money -> hamburger money -> $$$ !

bling BlINg

2 houses, too many vacations to count, and a nice start on my retirement fund

Cassie

I honestly considering buying a franchise of some sort (I was looking into Rita's Italian Ice or Krispy Kreme though, not McDonald's), but I thought it would be too much work for not enough profit. Who knows.

I've been able to save up for really cool plaid shoe laces.

Investments and pussy... I got denied by Audi credit, tried to get the TT. Gonna get a house instead:thumbsup

I bought a new computer last year...

How much is the shipping & handling charge for pussy? Methinks I'm ready to try it!

I think I bought one of those too

It bought me the pleasure of posting here.

do a quiznos. i want to own one just so i can put my own sandwich on the menu!

One of my mousepads reads...

"Make money today, you're going to hell in the morning."

:1orglaugh

Seriously?

I thought about something like that.

I would love to enslave a bunch of teenagers with no union and pay them very little money and make filthy filthy amounts of money.... all the while eating as many nuggets and fries as I want.

not a bad idea

Wouldnt the question really be, how much money have you saved out of all this?

Porn money has bought me a sport motor bike, 2 big air conditioner, 2 great computer(1laptop,1desktop), a mountain house, lots of bitches to fuck:) , and lots of other things :winkwink:

I've been selling porn for the better part of 13 years.

Before you halfwits bitch, yes it wasn't on the internet for most of them years.

needless to say I've bought many things :) And will continue to :D

Weed. Buckets and buckets of weed.

GFY mousepad...still waiting for the Tshirt hehehe
ohh yea and more porn :1orglaugh

But seriously it sounds like some of you guys are not going all the way here?
Why invest in a completely new kind of buisness "mcdonalds" when you have a good porn buisness?????

I mean....ofcorse i would invest in expanding our own company instead of thinking of starting a new one which i know nothing about.

yeah. the "mike special"

i'm a picky mofo so it's perfect.

when the bread is fresh.. my god, i'm getting hungry now. it's so fucking good..

I bought a nice big theatre to do my dancing, watch out guys I'll
moonwalk all over you, hehe.

Freedom from being a wage slave

The good thing about owning a mcdonalds, when the girls turn 18 you can recruit them to make some better money :Graucho

porn money has bought me......

the ability to pay all of my bills and most of my babymomma's bills. The ability to walk in the grocery store and grab the finest name brand shit and finest cuts of meat. a $400 a month ganja habit. plenty of drugs and liquor for all of these females I'm fuckin. A nice three bedroom house.

And the most important thing of all, "peace of mind". When I see my child happily eating some cereal that I know was paid for by a horny surfer, all that I can do is smile..

LONG LIVE THE HORNY SURFER!! The most wonderful human being on earth.l

PoRn has bought me the freedom of working whenever the hell i want and ending my pointless blue collar job career. What can you buy that's better than freedom?? Well maybe a brand fucking new BMW M3 which is coming soon!

if your looking to buy a krispy kreme franchise, the ticket is 2 million $ and they are very picky on who the let in. if you can get one, you would definately make your money back though. one franchise that is blowing up is quizno's subs, i'm just waiting for them to go public so i can pick up stock.

SWEET.. porn money got me my playstation 2 :)

Porn has caused me malaria.

sounds like a new niche

hmmm now that I think of it...porn hasn't bought me anything good.
It pays my rent every month and puts gas in the car but that's about it. :helpme

i buy candy for all the money and food :) thats it!

I plan to invest in gay bath houses with hidden cameras.

bought nice car, lotsa other little thing, but the house is next :glugglug

XBOX,PS2...damn near every video game system and game I can think of....countless clothes and shoes.....and most imortant.. A LIFE!

everything, it is all explained on my site

http://www.builtonporn.com

funny shit:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i bought me some gucci kicks

i want me some gucci air force ones..any place to buy em online?

knight rider big wheel with 3-speed shifter

PORN $$ bought me everything.........

Porn money has allowed my husband to get out of the high stress biz we were running - and retire at 58.
Porn money has also bought me independence :) and the ability to help my friends and family.
It has also bought me progressively bigger clothing as I'm gone from size 8 to 10 to 12 ... :( I will NOT pay for 2 seats on an airplane!!

New house, 3 MBZ, 1 Porsche, and alot fucking bills :)

old leakin' waterjug :xomunch

how many years are you in this biz ?

since late '99... can't believe i didnt think about getting into it when i was spanking off to in back in '96!

if i only knew...

Porn money got me more money!