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DarkJedi 10-24-2006 10:29 AM

Guys. How do you deal with a chick that you don't want to see anymore?
 
you've told her as much, but she keeps calling?

She's calling my cell, she calls my house at all hours.

I don't answer the phone because I'm hoping she'll get the message and leave me the fuck alone.

I don't want to have her arrested for stalking, and I don't want to change my phone numbers.

Any help on this?

Violetta 10-24-2006 10:32 AM

Be patient... she'll give up eventually. Unless she is a psycho of course

Pipecrew 10-24-2006 10:32 AM

Pick it up and tell her you will call her back in a few minutes, dont call her back, do it a few times and she will get the point.

DjSap 10-24-2006 10:33 AM

this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...

StuartD 10-24-2006 10:34 AM

Just answer and say "Look mom, I know that I'm still living under your roof but I'm too old to have a curfew!"

MetaMan 10-24-2006 10:35 AM

ask her out on a date, take her to a really fancy restaurant, buy her roses, fuck her like she has never been fucked before, make love to her, buy her a ring, propose to her, marry her and take her on a honeymoon, have a child, raise the child till old age, and die together.

best way imo.

DarkJedi 10-24-2006 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjSap (Post 11144898)
this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...

:( :helpme

DarkJedi 10-24-2006 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11144919)
ask her out on a date, take her to a really fancy restaurant, buy her roses, fuck her like she has never been fucked before, make love to her, buy her a ring, propose to her, marry her and take her on a honeymoon, have a child, raise the child till old age, and die together.

best way imo.

I don't want to see her anymore. She annoys me.

Strickie 10-24-2006 10:37 AM

Have another girl answer the phone next time.

escorpio 10-24-2006 10:37 AM

Plant some cocaine and a handgun in her car and call the police. You won't see her for a couple years.

CaptainHowdy 10-24-2006 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 11144896)
Pick it up and tell her you will call her back in a few minutes, dont call her back, do it a few times and she will get the point.

:2 cents: :thumbsup !!

MetaMan 10-24-2006 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11144934)
I don't want to see her anymore. She annoys me.

just deflate her. :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 10-24-2006 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11144946)
just deflate her. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Mr Pheer 10-24-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelebCashJoe (Post 11144936)
Have another girl answer the phone next time.

dont fucking do that!

I've done that before, and trust me you DO NOT want the shit storm that will follow

stevo 10-24-2006 10:41 AM

Block her number from calling you...

MetaMan 10-24-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11144967)
:1orglaugh

but seriously just tell her straight up, it is by far the best thing to do, when you start playing the ignore game it just gets them upset and even more crazy.

or tell her you are in another realationship, or you are just looking to be single and have sex and wouldnt want to treat them that way.

they normally get the drift.

Crumpet 10-24-2006 10:46 AM

maybe she wants you to hit her at last.

rodney25 10-24-2006 10:57 AM

Just keep ignoring her calls.. She'll soon give up. :)

Gallardo 10-24-2006 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodney25 (Post 11145079)
Just keep ignoring her calls.. She'll soon give up. :)

Agree with Rodney, don't answer her calls by any means, be patient...good luck!!!

corvette 10-24-2006 11:41 AM

try to pawn her off on your friends, hopefully they will give you the same courtesy with their discarded girls...like trading traffic with other sites

brand0n 10-24-2006 11:42 AM

run her over with a truck

s9ann0 10-24-2006 11:42 AM

you got a garden? get a spade...

Quagmire 10-24-2006 12:50 PM

A garage, a woodchipper, some of them Glad "no tear" garbage bags and a loud stereo.

Gunni 10-24-2006 12:52 PM

break her nose

-=gg=- 10-24-2006 01:29 PM

explain her nicely u want to be alone. then u can bone her again if you will want to in the future...

OG LennyT 10-24-2006 01:40 PM

be a fuckin adult and tell her to fuck off?

ElvisManson 10-24-2006 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 11145385)
try to pawn her off on your friends, hopefully they will give you the same courtesy with their discarded girls...like trading traffic with other sites

This is by far the best answer.

I have done this a few times and it always works out.

:2 cents:

cool1 10-24-2006 01:48 PM

Got any nude pics of her, threaten to post them on the internet if she doesn't leave you alone.

Crasy Bitch 10-24-2006 02:00 PM

Tell her the truth, be really hard about if you have to. She maybe thinking you are playing hard to get so just tell her you don't like being with her and thats that.

dantes 10-24-2006 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 11145385)
try to pawn her off on your friends, hopefully they will give you the same courtesy with their discarded girls...like trading traffic with other sites

is that what you did with the access that you have... you dirty man whore... corvette... we all thought you were honest and hard working now we now what you were working for....pussy. oh and reputation...respect? you know you got it:thumbsup

Blingbaby 10-24-2006 10:47 PM

Use the force!!

squishypimp 10-24-2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjSap (Post 11144898)
this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

da man 10-24-2006 11:17 PM

patience is good

Phil 10-24-2006 11:19 PM

kill her

martinsc 10-24-2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjSap (Post 11144898)
this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 10-25-2006 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 11149361)
kill her

Yeah but you can still see her!

You have to put the body in a weighted barrel and drop it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.


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