Better Living Through Junk Email
 

I have added 3 inches to my length (watch out now), I can f$%$ all night long, I have longer and more impressive orgasms which I shoot in great quantities just like a porn star, and best of all, there are hot girls in my area right now who want to get laid?by me! Once I impress them with my knowledge of stay at home money making opportunities and incredible penny stock tips there will be no stopping my plans for complete world domination! Plus, I have a shipment of Viagra, Ambien, Zanax, Prozac and other prescription medications being shipped directly to my home in confidential packaging by only the finest Mexican pharmacists at discount prices; so even if I don?t feel well, I will definitely be feeling ?good?.

If life was only as easy as my inbox would lead me to believe?

Today alone I received fifteen hot stock tips. Fuck all this hard work, I'll be on easy street in a few weeks time.