Deer Rapes Teenage Boy
 

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2599099

Still pics of the attempted deer-rape included.

It kept licking his ear? WTF? hahah That is something one should not admit to.

There isn't a single mention of 'rape' in the article.

dumbass.

hah...deers are awesome...whats wrong with a bit of deer licking...

"So I started running away, and I thought it was kinda funny at first," Kevin said. "Until, you know, it ran after me for a good about seven minutes."

Kevin's cross-country training came in handy in this situation.


LMFAO!!!!! Run Forrest Run!!!

this deer prolly got ran over by boy alley....who later nursed him back to health

fucking kid needs some deodorant
 

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


thats funny as hell

"The coaches said that it wanted the salt from the sweat on my back, and, um, I think it was using me as a human salt lick," said Kevin, who learned a valuable lesson from the bizarre encounter.

"I don't think I'm ever going to pet a deer again."

buhahahahaha

I saw this story on the news lastnight... absolutely hilarious!

"I didn't know what the deer was gonna do to me when it caught up," he said.

He was gonna fuck him..that was what was going to happen.

"The attack of the homo deer" - 20:30 on Discovery, don't miss it

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He was molested!!

Oh deer... :Oh crap












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You know, all those religious evangelicals have been saying that if gay marriage is legal the next step is that people will be having sex with animals.

Well, this is the beginning, apparently!

kevin cocks was about to take on a deer cock.

Deer need love too

could be their on way of saying.. "i like you'

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HAHA that's hillarious .. thanks for sharing.

Cool but strange story. Thanks.

Ha Ha, deers ARE cool

:1orglaugh :pimp

Maybe the dear wants to be loved, so please do stop over saying that it wanted to rape a teenage boy.

You can't rape the willing

that's some funny shit !!!!!!!!!

and I thought this was a joke...

LOL

Kevin and his coaches have a theory on why the deer chased him.

"The coaches said that it wanted the salt from the sweat on my back, and, um, I think it was using me as a human salt lick," said Kevin, who learned a valuable lesson from the bizarre encounter.

Well, hell, why didn't he just turn around and whip out his cock and let the deer lick the sweat off of that.

Deers love twinks

I draw the line at gay deers god damn it! If it was a female deer sure, it would have been fine, but no fagg0t dears should be allowed to lick america's youth!

that kid was owned...

Hmmm ... SInce implants are made of Saline, I wonder if this could be a new niche?

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the deer was licking his ear?

I guess it was trying to do a little foreplay before it got to the main attraction:winkwink:

hahaha that is so funny, he's the deer bitch!

Deers have some perverted taste too. :1orglaugh

bambi's revenge

thats just weird... still wouldn't approach a deer in the wild shit i've seen to many videos of guys getting pounced on by them, hooves and horns aren't a good mix "when animals get horny III"