New Sign Language
 

Found this site surfing. Funny new sign language. Dark Humor.

http://www.gapingmaw.com/507411/health3.gif

Descriptions:
PLEASE MAY I INSPECT YOUR PROSTATE?
Simulated stretching of rubber glove around right hand, with wiggling fingers.

CHOP OFF MY HEAD AND LET ME DIE
Guillotine slice at base of neck. (Traditional)

I HAD AN ABORTION FOR CHRISTMAS
Upturned right wrist pantomime as fetus is taken from womb and thrown away.


http://www.gapingmaw.com/507411/sex1.gif


I WOULD LIKE ONE COCK
(1) Hold up index finger to indicate single digit, then (2) make letter C.

I PREFER TWO COCKS
Double clenched fists bracket and twist either side of face, cheeks puffed out.

I'D ENJOY AN ENORMOUS HORSE COCK
Both hands strain to wrangle an imaginary penis with the circumference of a coffee can.

LET'S KNOCK OUR COCKS TOGETHER
Forefingers of opposing hands bonk together repeatedly, bending knuckles.

The original site is The Gaping Maw (part of Rotten.com). There's more to the sign language article than was reproduced above.