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Dagwolf 10-22-2006 03:01 PM
Woman catches husband having sex with squid
 
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TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with the family squid has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.

Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree invertebrate cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.

Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense.

She said the squid was taken by animal control.

McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

Judge Katherine Stolz has set a trial date of Dec. 11.

McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female squid, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The slimy invertebrate was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.

The woman took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office.

Calls to McPhail's public defender, David Katayama, were not immediately returned Friday.

The bestiality law, which took effect in June, was prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse. Before the law was enacted, Washington was one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited.
I got tired of seeing the dog story on the first page.

OG LennyT 10-22-2006 03:02 PM
LOL - the family squid

squishypimp 10-22-2006 03:03 PM
http://www.imagepup.com/up/OGZR_1161..._squidward.jpg

BoyAlley 10-22-2006 03:04 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DjSap 10-22-2006 03:17 PM
well I don't know what to say, I guess they do have quite good suction power...

shermo 10-22-2006 03:17 PM
How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-22-2006 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 11132268)
How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
well heres how i do it... :helpme

Skillz Unlimited 10-22-2006 03:20 PM
What's funny is that she took pictures. She knew no one would believe her! That's awesome!

aico 10-22-2006 03:20 PM
Michael!!!! Get your testicles out of those tentacles!!!!

aztecboi2003 10-22-2006 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 11132268)
How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
Very carefully :pimp

buddyjuf 10-22-2006 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11132206)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 10-22-2006 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 11132268)
How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
Use it like a fleshlight.

shekinah 10-22-2006 03:51 PM
Can we see come pics?

BoyAlley 10-22-2006 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by shekinah (Post 11132429)
Can we see come pics?
Nasty breeder......

HomerSimpson 10-22-2006 04:00 PM
that guy is totally fucked up....

aico 10-22-2006 04:14 PM
It was a pitbull, he changed it to squid to be funny... duh.

rowan 10-22-2006 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 11132268)
How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
Not hard, just make sure you get the "fucking" kind as you mentioned. :winkwink:

sniperwolf 10-22-2006 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11132206)
dude.. isn't that gay.. lol:helpme

Lykos 10-22-2006 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11132206)
hahaha :1orglaugh

Spunky 10-22-2006 04:51 PM
Squids make great lovers

madawgz 10-22-2006 05:17 PM
McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

he had 20 MIL ? wtf...

Sveindt Beindt 10-22-2006 05:23 PM
lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Penthouse Tony 10-22-2006 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11132827)
McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

he had 20 MIL ? wtf...

That's what I was wondering. Furthermore why would someone with $20mil need to fuck a squid?

aico 10-22-2006 05:25 PM
ok, here goes: Like he stated, he got tired of reading about the guy fucking his dog... so he CHANGED THE STORY TO A SQUID!!! lol

CaptainHowdy 10-22-2006 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11132424)
Use it like a fleshlight.
Nature's fleshlight? :helpme !!

notabook 10-22-2006 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11132868)
Nature's fleshlight? :helpme !!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That was awesome. :thumbsup

Dagwolf 10-22-2006 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by aico (Post 11132864)
ok, here goes: Like he stated, he got tired of reading about the guy fucking his dog... so he CHANGED THE STORY TO A SQUID!!! lol
Also the bail amount...

Adultnet 10-22-2006 11:23 PM
good wife...:)

nAtuRaLbEautY 10-23-2006 01:01 AM
my god... he must have gone crazy

Dejan 10-23-2006 02:00 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fibble 10-23-2006 02:51 AM
What was he thinking :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nico-t 10-23-2006 03:40 AM
lol... too funny

$5 submissions 10-23-2006 03:41 AM
Nice parody. I was about to lay off squid sushi for a week.

Wiggles 10-23-2006 04:19 AM
haha nice, i was wondering how the fuck he would do a squid.

rodney25 10-23-2006 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 11132268)
How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
If there's that perverted will, there will always be perverted ways..

marketsmart 10-23-2006 09:15 AM
im speechless...:1orglaugh

WebairGerard 10-23-2006 09:27 AM
not the family squid!

Mediachick 10-23-2006 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Wiggles (Post 11135274)
haha nice, i was wondering how the fuck he would do a squid.
... I was wondering how the fuck a squid 'cries and squeal' too...

"The slimy invertebrate was squealing and crying, according to charging papers."

Wait, is this part about the squid or the wife finding out?

donross 10-23-2006 12:08 PM
this is sick...

Big Red Machine 10-23-2006 12:43 PM
Someone hurry and make a SquidFleshLight, the tentacles will gently jostile your nutz....lol Better leave off the bird like beak though

CynthiaB 10-23-2006 12:47 PM
Yes, but did the squid complain? Sounds like maybe it was squealing in delight!

Mr. Romance 10-23-2006 12:50 PM
freak...squids are pretty hot though


Mr. Romance


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