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pradaboy 10-22-2006 08:19 AM

LMAO strangest product website I've seen in a while, get your ex back!
 
http://www.dontbreakup.com/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

must say it's very original, just daring to advertise with adwords saying it's GUARANTEED to get your ex back in 2 days.

L-Pink 10-22-2006 08:21 AM

Is there a gay section (asking for a friend)

DjSap 10-22-2006 08:27 AM

maybe i'll start www.dontstopstalkinghershereallylovesyou.com , those people are probably easier to convert...

BoyAlley 10-22-2006 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11130459)
Is there a gay section (asking for a friend)

Here I will help you. Have your "Friend" call his ex and say:

"If you get back together with me I'll let you top for a change".

It will work and take less than 2 days.

CaptainHowdy 10-22-2006 08:30 AM

LOL this remembers me of last night...

CaptainHowdy 10-22-2006 08:32 AM

http://www.dontbreakup.com/art/sadblackguy.jpg
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

reynold 10-22-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11130495)

Looks like this guy badly needs that stuff. :1orglaugh

marketsmart 10-22-2006 10:57 AM

29.95~! :1orglaugh

pradaboy 10-22-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11130480)
Here I will help you. Have your "Friend" call his ex and say:

"If you get back together with me I'll let you top for a change".

It will work and take less than 2 days.

ghey ghey ghey

basschick 10-22-2006 11:34 AM

i almost felt like spending $29.95 just to laugh over "101 ways to mess up everything!"

rodney25 10-22-2006 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy (Post 11130446)
http://www.dontbreakup.com/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

must say it's very original, just daring to advertise with adwords saying it's GUARANTEED to get your ex back in 2 days.

This will be of great help for some broken hearted peopl on earth. :pimp

BobG 10-22-2006 11:59 AM

Here's a tip for the man team.
Once you get comfy and start scratching your balls, farting and channel surfing around your girl or whatever it is that pisses her off.... there's always going to be that point (with almost every girl) when she has second thoughts about you or decides "I can do better or I need space".
There are 2 ways you can respond to this.
The first is to dispute it, tell her how much you love her and that you'll change and you'll do anything for her. In which case, she'll lose all respect for you, leave and never turn back and you'll be bummed for a long time.
The other way to respond is to act like it couldn't bother you less, shrug your shoulders and say "ok, thats cool, see you around, give me a call sometime." Might even throw in a "peace" or "lates". It can be hard but trust me, if you do it this way, she can never leave you. It fucks with the math in her head. This way, she won't know why but she'll be stuck with you no matter how haneous you behave. :thumbsup


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