Girlfriend/Boyfriend Horror Stories
 

I know we have all had a psycho ex or maybe someone ripped out your heart and stomped on it. I want to hear your worst stories. Remember, we all thrive on your pain and misery.

One night I came home from class all horny and ready for some pussy. So I'm all psyched walking home because I know my girl will be up for it, she always is. I get in the house and she's back in the bedroom, so I head back. We start making out, I unzipped my pants and POP!

The bitch popped on me. It just hasn't been the same ever since...

In high school I dated a psycho chick whose dad collected swords and knives and shit and she got mad at me because she thought I was fucking her best friend...and she chased me around the house with this huge fucking sword and I tripped like a bitch and she jumped towards me and stood over me with the sword and threatened to stab me in the groin with the sword...luckily her dad came in to see me crying like a bitch with a skinned knee and talked her out of it...they moved away a few weeks later and I hear she was committed to a mental institution a year later....and is still there to this day....

In high school i went to my girlfriends house and caught her in bed with another guy. I killed them both with a baseball bad, cut up their bodies and buried them in the backyard. stupid bitch.

i bet she will never do that again gary

Women will only hurt me once

yeah, you wish...

their MO is to hurt us as much as they can, as many
times as they want, in a extended period of time if possible..

I got an ex that is haunting me from the grave, so killing is not the solution i guess :(

make them pay man!

Don't worry, the bodycount speaks for itself.

I think we have a winner

Haha, no joke.