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Actual question from a Fleshlight customer....
"I was thinking about getting a butt orifice for my second insert and a thought occurred. Would it be ok for the FL for some kinky fun if one were to melt a hershey bar into mush and sqeeze it through the orifice from the inside?"
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what the fuck? i would have appreciated some descretion and respecting my privacy.
jesus christ. |
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shit. no, not mine. uhmmm... never mind. |
Oh snap. That's.. Tell them "Only if you get the kind with walnuts; they don't make chocolate bars with corn."
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I can't believe that Juicy sent that email to you. Doesn't he have you on icq??? :helpme :helpme :helpme |
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i am just retarded and doing 5 things at once. having an off day today. sorry :) |
that is awesome.. someone who actually wants to experience the visual of shit on the cock...
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oh boy LOL :)
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Reply to him and tell him to toss in some peanuts to add some realism and friction.
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The weird shit people try to do never ceases to amaze me.
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:-D lol, thats one strange mofo
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sounds some text work from Baba
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I think I speak for everyone when I say...
So will it damage the fleshlight? |
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Happy Halloween! :1orglaugh |
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I don't know what is worse...
The fact that this guy posted a thread asking... or the reply from another member: "The oils used in candy would not be a good idea for ur insert. Besides, if you know how to ButtFuck you dont have a shitty time anyway." These guys are SERIOUS! :upsidedow |
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Im good but Im not sick in the head :1orglaugh |
wow!
8char. |
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some sick, twisted people in the world
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Ok ok ok. Seriously.
Tell him not to melt a hershy bar as he may damage his fleshlight and burn his penis with the hot melted chocolate. Tell him to use Hershey's Syrup, the kind you make chocolate milk with or put on your icecream. Damn I shoulda been customer service rep! |
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Ha, I'll remember this in case anyone calls ME a pervert, hehe
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Once you already paid for that stuff, feel free to do anything you want with it. Be creative and don't hesitate discovering new things. It all boils down to one thing anyway--personal satisfaction. :pimp
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