Simple Spanish for travelers
 

People say I'm kind of a negative guy so I'm going to try and help out my fellow webmasters who might be visting Costa Rica, or any other Spanish speaking countries.

Custom officers are impressed if you make an attempt to speak their language. Open the conversation with:

"Viajo mucho porque trafico la coca" which translates to "I came here because I heard the coffee is excellent"

If a Latina girl shows particular interest, open with this line "Si, yo tengo SIDA." It's a local way of greeting a fine woman, and implies express interest in her.

Don't say I never did anything for you guys!

(Yo) tengo chupacabra in mis pantalones.

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¡No me gusta chupacabra nada!