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fallenmuffin 10-19-2006 11:18 PM
So if you call an escort and...
 
everything is set and she calls you back 15 minutes later saying something came up and she has to cancel. Does she think you're cop? lol

GrouchyAdmin 10-19-2006 11:18 PM
No, she just 'knows' about you. :disgust

fallenmuffin 10-19-2006 11:19 PM
It freaked me out because at meeting time some guy named 'RJ' called me back asking who I was and where I am and who is with me lol.. wtf is that about

GrouchyAdmin 10-19-2006 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 11116932)
It freaked me out because at meeting time some guy named 'RJ' called me back asking who I was and where I am and who is with me lol.. wtf is that about
Just rub one out, man. If she didn't cancel, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice to find out that you are missing a kidney and voted for Bush a third term with a message on the mirror scrawled in lipstick "Welcome to LA SIDA LOCA", and a midget sucking on your toes.

Fucking twisted world we live in.

OG LennyT 10-19-2006 11:26 PM
she heard you like ladyboys... she knew she couldnt satisfy you

jaxman 10-19-2006 11:27 PM
Just rub one out and save your money.

Kimo 10-19-2006 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toonpornblog (Post 11116946)
Just rub one out, man. If she didn't cancel, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice to find out that you are missing a kidney and voted for Bush a third term with a message on the mirror scrawled in lipstick "Welcome to LA SIDA LOCA", and a midget sucking on your toes.

Fucking twisted world we live in.


hahahahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aquarius 10-19-2006 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toonpornblog (Post 11116946)
Just rub one out, man. If she didn't cancel, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice to find out that you are missing a kidney and voted for Bush a third term with a message on the mirror scrawled in lipstick "Welcome to LA SIDA LOCA", and a midget sucking on your toes.

Fucking twisted world we live in.
I like this guy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L-Pink 10-19-2006 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquarius (Post 11117020)
I like this guy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You can tell when experience is talking :1orglaugh

ready lube 10-20-2006 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 11116925)
everything is set and she calls you back 15 minutes later saying something came up and she has to cancel. Does she think you're cop? lol
She just doesn't want to go to the bad area you live in ;)

nah, her driver was probably to high :1orglaugh

Scott McD 10-20-2006 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 11116932)
It freaked me out because at meeting time some guy named 'RJ' called me back asking who I was and where I am and who is with me lol.. wtf is that about
I guess her boyfriend just found out she works as an escort... :1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 10-20-2006 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ready lube (Post 11117298)
She just doesn't want to go to the bad area you live in ;)

nah, her driver was probably to high :1orglaugh

It was suppose to be an 'incall'

fallenmuffin 10-20-2006 01:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11117301)
I guess her boyfriend just found out she works as an escort... :1orglaugh
That thought crossed my mind.. figures i'm gonna get beat down by some thugged out white suburbian kid.

rodney25 10-20-2006 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 11116925)
everything is set and she calls you back 15 minutes later saying something came up and she has to cancel. Does she think you're cop? lol
She's currently having her period..

topshelfdesign 10-20-2006 04:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toonpornblog (Post 11116946)
Just rub one out, man. If she didn't cancel, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice to find out that you are missing a kidney and voted for Bush a third term with a message on the mirror scrawled in lipstick "Welcome to LA SIDA LOCA", and a midget sucking on your toes.

Fucking twisted world we live in.
damn, thats some great detail
i like it

Chr0makey 10-20-2006 04:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toonpornblog (Post 11116946)
Just rub one out, man. If she didn't cancel, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice to find out that you are missing a kidney and voted for Bush a third term with a message on the mirror scrawled in lipstick "Welcome to LA SIDA LOCA", and a midget sucking on your toes.

Fucking twisted world we live in.
:1orglaugh that's priceless

Crasy Bitch 10-20-2006 04:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toonpornblog (Post 11116946)
Just rub one out, man. If she didn't cancel, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice to find out that you are missing a kidney and voted for Bush a third term with a message on the mirror scrawled in lipstick "Welcome to LA SIDA LOCA", and a midget sucking on your toes.

Fucking twisted world we live in.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 10-20-2006 04:49 AM
cant call another one?

Pete-KT 10-20-2006 04:54 AM
Maybe something really came up, could of been an Old well known client called her instead, could be that time of month, maybe she had a family member come over and you couldnt show up. it could of been anything chill out go call another one or go use a fleshlight.

djroof 10-20-2006 05:02 AM
maybe :D

BitAudioVideo 10-20-2006 06:43 AM
most of the time they get enough info to determine if you are a cop or not.. get one that uses a service rather than working independent

CaptainHowdy 10-20-2006 06:56 AM
Too funny! The pimp call sure was really fucking weird, uh??

King of Queens 10-20-2006 07:32 AM
probably still in the newbie phase & more scared than she needs to be or more worried about who her boyfriend is fucking

always keep alternatives in case of a flake or emergency or be prepared to squeeze 1 off


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