The Terrorists Pussied Out like Bitch's!!
When i'm out tonight retrieving money from the ATM i'll make sure to look over my shoulder for Ahkmed & Osama.
Then when i arrive at the titty bar, i'll be keeping my eyes peeled for militant islamics.
Then when i'm drunk & stumbling home from my partiotic romp at the strip club, i'll make sure to avoid dark alley ways for Muhhamed & his goat fucker club.
Then i'll walk in the door & after i make my sandwhich & jerk off...I'll check my closet and under my bed for those non-bathing stinky ass extremist.
Then tomorrow I'll wake up & do it all over again. Spending money, looking at titties, buying useless shit & throwing it away.
I think i finally realize the terrorists problem....jealousy :1orglaugh
HAPPY MUTHA FUCKIN 4th Of July America!!!!!!!
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