Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice..........
 

Damn!!!!

I love CaddyShack :)

Big hitter the Lama!

did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

oh but it looks good on you :Oh crap

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

"Colored boy??!!...Why you son of bitch, I'll fix you...."

"So I make my way over to tibet..."

"50 bucks says the Smales kid picks his nose....50 bucks more says he eats it..."

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

AL: "Oh Yeh this place sucks!"

Judge : "Suuuuu"

AL: "Yeh, thats right it sucks, the only reason I'm here is cause I'm thinking about buying this snobatorium"

Judge: "Buy, Bushwood? you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Danny, I am having a party this weekend......... how would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

"Spalding get your foot off the boat!"

"Turds! Double Turds! Farts!"

how 'bout a Fresca?

"Oh, it's the young man who wants to be in the Senate"

I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want potato chips...

"YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!"

"Do you do drugs, Danny?"
"Every day."

"How do you measure yourself against other golfers?"
"By height."

"You are not being the ball, Danny."

"I vant you to kill all the GOHFAHS!!!"

"Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too!"

"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. "

"He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife."

"Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?"

"Ooooh! I should have yelled, "Two!"

"Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you."

"Don't you people have homes?"

I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

"Here's an uncashed check for 80 thousand dollars...Keep it...and a summons...it's yours."

"You're a good egg Newnan, she needs ya....pick up that cleanex..."

I think this club is restricted, Wang.....so don't tell them you're Jewish. Alright...fine!

caddy shack is a great movie :)

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