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Halcyon 10-18-2006 10:36 AM

So, I baked a cake and...
 
It's just eggs, water, oil and mix, right!?

Where did I go wrong!?



heh.

Mr. Romance 10-18-2006 10:38 AM

Hummmm, not sure...My girl bakes; however, she is cutting tracks yo...and I can not help you..take a pic of the end result


Mr. Romance

Gabriel 10-18-2006 10:41 AM

Love the CHiPs theme.

Halcyon 10-18-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 11104116)
Love the CHiPs theme.

THANK YOU!!! I couldn't figure out what song popped into my head. Apparently my guardian angels are Ponch and Jon.

LadyMischief 10-18-2006 10:44 AM

It could be a lot of factors.. did you open the oven while it was cooking? Not generally a good thing better to let the cake be until you are done. How long was that package on the shelf? The levening agent might not have been as active anymore, the humidity may have changed the consistancy of the flour in the mix and prevented it from rising as well, or you could have possibly beaten the mixture too hard, activating the gluten in the wheat and making it more elastic and solid and less fluffy and airy.

BluewireAngie 10-18-2006 10:45 AM

so Sweet of you! :)


Next time prepare all the ingredients first!!! :winkwink:

Halcyon 10-18-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie (Post 11104158)
so Sweet of you! :)


Next time prepare all the ingredients first!!! :winkwink:

heh. Yeah, that would have helped. Still, it make her smile and laugh.

Halcyon 10-18-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 11104146)
It could be a lot of factors.. did you open the oven while it was cooking? Not generally a good thing better to let the cake be until you are done. How long was that package on the shelf? The levening agent might not have been as active anymore, the humidity may have changed the consistancy of the flour in the mix and prevented it from rising as well, or you could have possibly beaten the mixture too hard, activating the gluten in the wheat and making it more elastic and solid and less fluffy and airy.

Yeah, not sure if you caught the video, but my errors were far more overt. :)

LittleSassy 10-18-2006 11:48 AM

sweet man :thumbsup its the thought that counts anyways ;)

CaptainHowdy 10-18-2006 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 11104073)
heh.

I concurr...

Rankings 10-18-2006 11:56 AM

and now i want some cake.... thanks buddy

selena 10-18-2006 11:57 AM

The end result looked pretty good.
:)

Th!nk 10-18-2006 12:07 PM

that was so sweet of you...:) at least you have the thoughts and that what counts ;)

american pervert 10-18-2006 12:20 PM

well, if you can read, you can cook...

american pervert 10-18-2006 12:25 PM

ok, here are some tips, first thing.. have all your ingredients laid out before you start.. 2nd..never trust an oven, get a oven thermometer!!!!

Halcyon 10-18-2006 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 11104849)
ok, here are some tips, first thing.. have all your ingredients laid out before you start.. 2nd..never trust an oven, get a oven thermometer!!!!

I'm not really a "plan in advance" kinda guy. ;) But it was fun!

BAKO 10-18-2006 12:59 PM

I want some cake now, great video Hal :)

squishypimp 10-18-2006 01:01 PM

great vid, i would love some cake now :)

ae-sc 10-18-2006 01:11 PM

i just go to the store and buy one. ;)

american pervert 10-18-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 11105010)
I'm not really a "plan in advance" kinda guy. ;) But it was fun!

well, rule of thumb.. when you're cooking you can wing it.. when you are baking you better follow the directions ;-)

Halcyon 10-18-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 11105327)
well, rule of thumb.. when you're cooking you can wing it.. when you are baking you better follow the directions ;-)



That is actually very helpful to know. As I was measuring water, i rembered a friend saying they never measure. They must have been "cooking."

american pervert 10-18-2006 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 11105385)
That is actually very helpful to know. As I was measuring water, i rembered a friend saying they never measure. They must have been "cooking."


yeah, when you are cooking you can eyeball stuff, but baking is a beast in itself!

alteast you can crack an egg ;-)))

better luck next time

HAPPYPEEKERS 10-18-2006 01:51 PM

Aughh how very sweet of you to make her a cake!






ps.. Dont quit your day job Hal lol :-P

NinjaSteve 10-18-2006 03:27 PM

ohh how sweet

Halcyon 10-18-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers (Post 11105476)
Aughh how very sweet of you to make her a cake!






ps.. Dont quit your day job Hal lol :-P

ha ha ha! Yeah, I'm not ready to add "Baker" to my biz cards, just yet. ;)

Halcyon 10-18-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 11106100)
ohh how sweet


awwwwwwwww. ;)

pornguy 10-18-2006 05:38 PM

Cake for a woman is more for sun than anything.

baddog 10-18-2006 05:45 PM

for $.79 you could have gotten another mix and started over . . . right?

reynold 10-18-2006 06:01 PM

I never thought you really are that sweet, man. Good job. :thumbsup

Halcyon 10-18-2006 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11107259)
for $.79 you could have gotten another mix and started over . . . right?


ha ha yeah. But then I would have to put pants on and go to the store!

sniperwolf 10-18-2006 06:41 PM

that's pretty sweet... effort and time.. that's precious and priceless...

baddog 10-18-2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 11107586)
ha ha yeah. But then I would have to put pants on and go to the store!

I thought pants were optional

BitAudioVideo 10-18-2006 07:05 PM

you coulda frosted it pink, everyone would be so turned on by the hot pink that they didnt notice that fucked up cake below it. =]

MorningWood Stefen 10-18-2006 07:18 PM

Did you say Space Cake? ;)

Halcyon 10-18-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo (Post 11107943)
you coulda frosted it pink, everyone would be so turned on by the hot pink that they didnt notice that fucked up cake below it. =]



that would have been a slick plan!

E$_manager 10-18-2006 08:39 PM

Did you something wrong? I didn't notice!

Halcyon 10-19-2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11108473)
Did you something wrong? I didn't notice!

heh. I like your style. Something about mandaory eggs!? what's up with that!?

HAPPYPEEKERS 10-19-2006 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 11106277)
ha ha ha! Yeah, I'm not ready to add "Baker" to my biz cards, just yet. ;)


HAHAHA I was joking..You did a GREAT JOB SWEETY!!!! LOL :thumbsup

emthree 10-19-2006 02:48 AM

are you wearing female clothing?

Fizzgig 10-19-2006 02:55 AM

It looks fine!
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb006.gif

Pete-KT 10-19-2006 04:34 AM

I think you FORGOT THE EGGS :)


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