Redneck Special Forces
 

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

haha... Friday 2030

Git R Done

Come over here and fellate me.

Finally, national budget is being spent wisely this time..

now that's funny right there :thumbsup

:1orglaugh !!

they're already over there

This thread needs more Wiseman.

lol Sounds like a good news. :1orglaugh