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minusonebit 10-16-2006 10:00 PM

I've Found Jesus!!
 
Look, there he is! :warning

http://scripturist.org/Jesus%20cross.jpg

Man, he looks kinda unhappy.

DaMan 10-16-2006 10:03 PM

You lose moron.

squishypimp 10-16-2006 10:15 PM

:( very sad pic :(

reynold 10-16-2006 10:16 PM

That aint so cool, mate..

gooddomains 10-16-2006 10:16 PM

you can find him by typing jesus into google

shekinah 10-16-2006 10:18 PM

I don't wanna see him like that. I'm just getting sad.

pornguy 10-16-2006 10:22 PM

I have to admit that it made me laugh.

deanberkeley 10-16-2006 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11091745)

Man, he looks kinda unhappy.

I am still new to GFY, so I don't know know all the proper verbage here... but wouldn't it be correct to say that he got owned?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LiveDose 10-16-2006 10:49 PM

How about 1 week without jesus threads?

fetishblog 10-16-2006 10:53 PM

http://www.kersplebedeb.com/mystuff/jesus.jpg

Jesus was GAY!!!

MaddCaz 10-16-2006 10:54 PM

hehee mildly entertaining..but not really

rodney25 10-16-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 11092093)
How about 1 week without jesus threads?

Suicide case on this board will definitely rise.

Damian_Maxcash 10-16-2006 11:55 PM

.... hand him in at the nearest police station - the jews are offering a $100 - make that a $10 reward!

LiveDose 10-16-2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodney25 (Post 11092431)
Suicide case on this board will definitely rise.



Hmmm, okay then it is decided, 1 week with no jesus threads.

BusterBunny 10-16-2006 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11091745)
Man, he looks kinda unhappy.

looks like he is busting a nut to me :2 cents:

Paul Markham 10-17-2006 12:02 AM

Watched a drama on HBO over the weekend where the idea was that Jesus came back to earth during the Spanish Inquisition. The Chief Inquisitor had him burned at the stake.

The night before he spent a long time telling him why he has to do this. So Jesus does not undo all the work they have done in his name with his church.

Very powerful drama and Derek Jacobi was awesome as the Chief Inquisitor.

Religion is about power, control and profit.

notabook 10-17-2006 12:04 AM

At least they didn't rub salt in his wounds.

edgeprod 10-17-2006 12:11 AM

... what the fuck?

Ace_luffy 10-17-2006 12:23 AM

that very sad pic.....

Bladewire 10-17-2006 12:46 AM

http://www.theonlinenews.com/Jesuscross.jpg :thumbsup

marketsmart 10-17-2006 12:51 AM

jesus built my hotrod...

deanberkeley 10-17-2006 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 11092691)
jesus built my hotrod...

you got ripped off!! jesus fucked my virgin hole!

Bladewire 10-17-2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deanberkeley (Post 11092734)
you got ripped off!! jesus fucked my virgin hole!

oh my fucked by jesus? What were you on some kind of god trip or something? Did he take you to heaven and back? :winkwink:

fallenmuffin 10-17-2006 01:09 AM

I don't follow Jesus nor do I practice any form of Christianity and never will for the simple fact that its a bullshit flawed religion. But I'd still respect other religion's holy symbols and figures.

Scott McD 10-17-2006 01:12 AM

Jesus loves you.











































Which makes him gay IMO... :2 cents:

deanberkeley 10-17-2006 01:17 AM

[QUOTE=Scott McD;11092779]Jesus loves you.

oh! jesus loved me alright!!!! he loved my hole more than me!

Bladewire 10-17-2006 01:31 AM

http://embruns.net/logbook/images/jackhammer.jpg

deanberkeley 10-17-2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 11092855)
cross replica

where did you find this, and where is my replica!

Bladewire 10-17-2006 01:34 AM

http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/myima...lible%2075.JPG

bl4h 10-17-2006 01:35 AM

yikes...

Bladewire 10-17-2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deanberkeley (Post 11092864)
where did you find this, and where is my replica!

http://images.google.com/images?sour...&q=jesus+dildo

Bladewire 10-17-2006 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 11092767)
I don't follow Jesus nor do I practice any form of Christianity and never will for the simple fact that its a bullshit flawed religion. But I'd still respect other religion's holy symbols and figures.

I don't

Religions feel their beliefs are more important then my rights and I should have to live like them. Ask the Christians they'll tell you. Bush is their leader, not God.

dissipate 10-17-2006 01:45 AM

Ok, you're an idiot.

fibble 10-17-2006 01:48 AM

Jesus Loves each one of us..

deanberkeley 10-17-2006 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fibble (Post 11092922)
Jesus Loves each one of us..

He loves me more! He ate my hole

wizhard 10-17-2006 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shekinah (Post 11091879)
I don't wanna see him like that. I'm just getting sad.

LOL, fear not shekinah, I can assure you that the historical figure of Jesus Christ was not tortured and did not die in agony on any cross :thumbsup

Paysighting 10-17-2006 03:23 AM

Congrats! :)

Elixir 10-17-2006 03:33 AM

you are lucy man

StarkReality 10-17-2006 04:11 AM

Sad, very sad, how can we expect other religions or cultures to see us with respect if we are unable to respect our own religion...fun and religion, no problem, but does it have to be in a such disrespective way ?

minusonebit 10-17-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 11092855)

Thats great... should use those in a shoot sometime.

everestcash 10-17-2006 07:18 PM

Wtf ???

E$_manager 10-17-2006 07:36 PM

Why should he be happy?

E$_manager 10-17-2006 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarkReality (Post 11093373)
Sad, very sad, how can we expect other religions or cultures to see us with respect if we are unable to respect our own religion...fun and religion, no problem, but does it have to be in a such disrespective way ?

:thumbsup


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