My ass always stinks (SERIOUSLY)
 

I know this is my first post at GFY and I apologize for the content. However my asshole stinks to high heaven. I wash the fucker with soap and a Brillo, yet given an hour or two it stinks like a pile of dogshit. What am I doing wrong? Wash, wash, wash then scartch, scartch, sniff. Yes, smells like poop. No farts in between either. Do I need a New Car Smell Xmas tree hanging from my coccyx or what? Helpa brutha out!

what the fuck

ass smell turns me on

" Try to stick your head up your ass, see if it fits? " - Tony Montana

your ass is supposed to smell like ass , stop smelling it.. if anyone gets that close to your ass the lats thing you will be worried about is the smell ( infact it might even help )

post some pictures please

how does it taste?

errrr... That will be the shit doing that.

WTF?

stick up a finger and tell us about how it loooks

Please apologize and go to bed now.

if it's sticky then it's ripe

if it's liquid and more yellowish than brown than put it back where it come from

this is a great intro into the forum...

you could become a scat model

there is always money to be made out of shit

Now with SmellaVision!!!

Thread is useless without pics of that smelly ass..

:1orglaugh

This is so funny thread! btw, welcome to the board!:)

Glad you're still capable of starting a thread after having the smell of that deadly ass..

bet it was someone that made a new nick just to ask that question haha

Kyle Hoppes?