Win my Asshair!!!
 

Ok, I'm running a new competition. Send me money. Whoever sends me the most money wins my collection of asshair. I have been trimming it since 1997 and now have 5 10lb bales of the stuff!!!

Its like gold dust. Good luck people!!!!

umm..okay

sweet

wow, that's one hairy-ass ass, ass.

One word: ebay :thumbsup

I'll send you enough to ensure I win, but you need to weave it into a asshair sweater first:Graucho

Why couldn't you have called the competition 'Win Your MUM'

Surprised you dont have a link to ebay in your sig.

:winkwink:

try harder.

I really feel deprived, I wanted an asshair sweater:Graucho

If you can't weave a sweater, hows bout a coat or socks or even a muffler...anything I can wear, I would stuff it into my matress, but I got to many bills in there.

Hey, send me enough money, and I'll knit you a fucking asshair catsuit...

I'm only interested in it if the cum to hair ratio is 1:5 or better. Let me know.

Someone just stole my matress, my fault, I was here playing around with this BS and wasn't paying attention and I lost a weeks pay. I decided to weave my own asshair sweater, damn if it don't tingle and hurt and how does one get that smell off ones fingers:(

i need to see some pics first

And yet another useful thread, w00t.

can i lick it-? :Graucho

i am proud to share the same name w/ mike semen.

Many are, my friend. Many are...