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Antonio 10-16-2006 01:30 AM

huge spider in my house - now what [pic]
 
http://www.tgpwiz.com/hh/spd.jpg

I'm not touching that thing, sooner or later it will go away

you can't really say from the pic but I guees its about 7cm

martinsc 10-16-2006 01:30 AM

fuck... i hate spiders...

OG LennyT 10-16-2006 01:31 AM

fucking kill it!

sweethotkayla 10-16-2006 01:31 AM

Id be calling someone to get rid of that thing!

notabook 10-16-2006 01:33 AM

Looks like a wolf spider. I hate wolf spiders... especially the ones that fucking have all the babies on their back so when you squish them hundreds of baby wolf spiders spread out everywhere, UGH. Instead of squishing them I always use Bengal on them now, mother fuckers.

After Shock Media 10-16-2006 01:33 AM

Cup + paper + outside = good.

Get it while it is still highly visable. He looks like the agressive type.

gooddomains 10-16-2006 01:35 AM

I'd hit it

gooddomains 10-16-2006 01:36 AM

with a a hammer

gooddomains 10-16-2006 01:37 AM

but then you might have a big mess on your wall

gooddomains 10-16-2006 01:37 AM

paper and cup is probabbly the better solution to the problem

emthree 10-16-2006 01:40 AM

Plastic cup + hairspray + a match

IncaD 10-16-2006 01:44 AM

"it will go away" yeah into your bed

Machete_ 10-16-2006 01:48 AM

pussy - get a shoe, hit it........... End of problem

Antonio 10-16-2006 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11085021)
Cup + paper + outside = good.

Get it while it is still highly visable. He looks like the agressive type.

that's what I did with the two scorpions I found last year but they were on the floor, this fucker's on the wall, I'll just adopt the "Ostrich approcah" - sooner or later it will go away and what you don't see can't hurt you :1orglaugh

Outlinezero_yourmofoLOLO 10-16-2006 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 11085047)
Plastic cup + hairspray + a match

:thumbsup.. i like it. hardcore :upsidedow

Furious_Female 10-16-2006 02:37 AM

We had a huge one spinning a web right outside our front door. It looked preggo! :uhoh NOt sure what kind it was but I'm hoping it doesn't end up in bed with us.

Vin 10-16-2006 02:48 AM

Deoderant + Lighter = Flamethrower


That'll work

reynold 10-16-2006 02:49 AM

Proven effective. :pimp

http://www.elmwoodmagic.com/ama/med/...me-thrower.jpg

Nylz 10-16-2006 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IncaD (Post 11085055)
"it will go away" yeah into your bed

:Oh crap

salesman 10-16-2006 03:10 AM

yea, kill it with flames

en21 10-16-2006 03:46 AM

use ur boot.... kick it

fallenmuffin 10-16-2006 03:57 AM

Looks like a wolf spider or a aggressive house spider. Just kill it.

calibra 10-16-2006 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 11085011)
http://www.tgpwiz.com/hh/spd.jpg

I'm not touching that thing, sooner or later it will go away

you can't really say from the pic but I guees its about 7cm

Kill the fucking thing!!! I hate them :mad:

GoNe 10-16-2006 04:07 AM

I hate spiders and snakes but where really close to go to a snake farm earlier today with a couple of friends. I dont know what I was thinking lol.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-16-2006 06:22 AM

Gorgeous spider! It's a wolf and pretty harmless.

Here is a picture of my baby.. I caught her last year in my room..

http://highhiker.com/graphics/blackwidow.jpg

She is not so harmless

polish_aristocrat 10-16-2006 06:24 AM

dont you have such things in Africa?

http://images.allergybuyersclub.com/...i-orion-md.jpg

Magix 10-16-2006 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11086039)
dont you have such things in Africa?

http://images.allergybuyersclub.com/...i-orion-md.jpg

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup go for it....

Violetta 10-16-2006 06:30 AM

Looks nasty. My gf would scream her heart out!

stickyfingerz 10-16-2006 06:32 AM

Dont be such a woman. Smash the fuckin thing with a paper towel. We get those around here all the time. Dont be a pansy. I freak out if I see one and I dont kill it, or it gets away.

rigrunner 10-16-2006 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 11086024)
Gorgeous spider! It's a wolf and pretty harmless.

Here is a picture of my baby.. I caught her last year in my room..

http://highhiker.com/graphics/blackwidow.jpg

She is not so harmless

That one looks familiar... why the fuck was one of those in your house?!

Shit I'd be moving if I ever saw one of those on my walls...

Spiders are 'orrible..

justsexxx 10-16-2006 06:37 AM

Glad I live in The Netherlands:)

u-Bob 10-17-2006 06:51 AM

kill the damn thing!

gangbangjoe 10-17-2006 06:55 AM

toast and eat it

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-17-2006 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 11086024)
Gorgeous spider! It's a wolf and pretty harmless.

Here is a picture of my baby.. I caught her last year in my room..

http://highhiker.com/graphics/blackwidow.jpg

She is not so harmless


thats a black widow

FAR FROM HARMLESS MORE LIKE DEADLY

marketsmart 10-17-2006 06:58 AM

put it outside asap

gangbangjoe 10-17-2006 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 11094060)
thats a black widow

FAR FROM HARMLESS MORE LIKE DEADLY

she talked about the wolfspider when saying "harmless"

as far as i can recall she is an expert when it comes to exotic animals

Kristian 10-17-2006 07:03 AM

I think Id just move out.

Platinum Red 10-17-2006 07:12 AM

OMG I would have been on the other side of my door calling someone! i hate spiders any spider!

Lysol works wonders on bugs BTW

BitAudioVideo 10-17-2006 07:15 AM

spiders eat all the other bugs that i hate... 1-2 spiders per house = good!

cockroaches?!? i hate those motherfuckers! sorry redshoe

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-17-2006 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rigrunner (Post 11086083)
That one looks familiar... why the fuck was one of those in your house?!

Shit I'd be moving if I ever saw one of those on my walls...

Spiders are 'orrible..

I caught her and she is my pet ...has been for a year. Better her in a cage then loose in the house. No one wants to cuddle with her :1orglaugh

SxDx 10-17-2006 07:35 AM

kill that fucking thing before it crawls on you in the middle of the night!!

LiveDose 10-17-2006 07:37 AM

I hate spiders. One of the most annoying house critters. PLus there bites are not very nice...

Jace 10-17-2006 07:38 AM

we had one of these meet us when we woke up one morning at my mom in laws house

http://www.canstockphoto.com/0019739/House-Spider.jpg

that was frightening

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-17-2006 07:41 AM

Looks like the hobo spider Jace.. poisonous.

RF_Erick 10-17-2006 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11085019)
Looks like a wolf spider. I hate wolf spiders... especially the ones that fucking have all the babies on their back so when you squish them hundreds of baby wolf spiders spread out everywhere, UGH. Instead of squishing them I always use Bengal on them now, mother fuckers.

I had that happen to me.
I was like WTF is going on.

NinjaSteve 10-17-2006 08:23 AM

that was a huge spider, kill them all

wdsguy 10-17-2006 08:25 AM

holy fuck!!

Sosa 10-17-2006 08:27 AM

jebus, we have been finding dead wold spiders in our window wells around our house. Been reading they are pretty common during the fall in nebraska and go around houses during that time. We are in a new development so I'm sure they are coming in from the fields and can't get themselves out the window wells and pretty much just die.

Deej 10-17-2006 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 11086024)
Gorgeous spider! It's a wolf and pretty harmless.

Yes, its a wolf spider. but it is far from harmless. Them, just as thier resmbling cousin (hobo spider) like to "eat" holes in your flesh, not just a bite, they eat flesh. If they get you while you sleep they bite first . inject the numbing poison. They then start to devour your epidural flesh until you awaken in horror.



Remove it from your house...

seeric 10-17-2006 08:30 AM

i've had those exact ones in my house in florida before i moved. they are fast as fuck. i hear they have a nasty bite too.

i sprayed one with shoe cleaner and he croked.


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