Married ppl, how does you deal with partner who's having a flatulent night?
 

Say one is lactose intolerant, or one had a dinner bout with beans. They are farting a tremendous amount of noxious plume. Do you stay in the master bed with them and cope?

lol quality pic squishypimp!

i would never get in bed with a woman that had really stinky farts.

A) Beano in advance

and

B) Separate big beds in the same room

um if it is the wife she better get the fuck outa bed and find some place else to sleep. if its me and she dont like it she better get the fuck outa bed and find somplace else to sleep.

She's your wife, so accept her for whoever she is!

I would suggest seeking medical help before the farting gets serious..