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Tanker 10-14-2006 06:52 PM

An interview with goatse!
 
I bet you guys would have a field day asking him questions

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A...p56/index.html


http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A...plp56/ball.jpg

Tanker 10-14-2006 06:54 PM

pop goes the ball

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 06:56 PM

lol
they censor his cock and balls but not his gapping wide asshole lol

BoyAlley 10-14-2006 06:58 PM

OMG OMG OMG OMG:

Quote:

Question: What does it feel like? Is it sort of like getting fucked by a really well hung guy?

Answer: I want to make it very clear that I'm not gay -- I LOVE WOMEN!
LAWDS MERCY he claims to be straight!!!!!!!!!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahahahaha buaaaaahaha baaaaa

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 10-14-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 11077459)
lol
they censor his cock and balls but not his gapping wide asshole lol

i was wondering the same thing, how fucked is that? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tanker 10-14-2006 07:00 PM

hahah I send that page to every one of the random people that contact me on ICQ

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 07:01 PM

"Back to your earlier question, playing with a very large object feels a lot like having to take a shit very urgently. Even though you feel like you need to shit, that's just your imagination, and you can get extreme enjoyment with your ass so full."

woj 10-14-2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11077479)
i was wondering the same thing, how fucked is that? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

are you guys blind? his face is censored, not dick or balls..

minusonebit 10-14-2006 07:03 PM

He says he isnt gay.... yeah right. LOL.

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 07:04 PM

"[..]my ass is as normal as yours is... Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up."

this article is a trip!

Tanker 10-14-2006 07:05 PM

Barbie (09:17 PM) :
hi
Tanker (09:30 PM) :
hi
Tanker (09:30 PM) :
you want to talk to me
Barbie (09:42 PM) :
hi
Barbie (09:42 PM) :
I'm from China
Tanker (09:42 PM) :
Im from Uranus
Barbie (09:44 PM) :
sorry,where is it?
Tanker (09:45 PM) :
Uranus you dont know of this place?
Barbie (09:45 PM) :
no,if you mean somewhere on earth
Tanker (09:46 PM) :
whats your favorite veggie
Tanker (09:47 PM) :
for uranus
Tanker (09:47 PM) :
cucumbers?
Tanker (09:48 PM) :
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A...p56/index.html

Barbie (09:48 PM) :
and tomato
Barbie (09:48 PM) :
haha
Barbie (09:49 PM) :
it's disgusting
Tanker (09:50 PM) :
thats goatse
Tanker (09:52 PM) :
its interesting read it
Barbie (09:52 PM) :
goatse? what does it mean?
Barbie (09:52 PM) :
no
Tanker (09:52 PM) :
thats the guys name on the internet
Barbie (09:52 PM) :
I don't think so
Tanker (09:53
ahh come on
Barbie (09:53 PM) :
you like that?
Tanker (09:53 PM) :
this isnt popular in China?
Barbie (09:53 PM) :
I've never heard of it
Tanker (09:53 PM) :
its everywhere here men love to have their ass's stretched its the new thing
Tanker (09:53 PM) :
you can have it done in a parlor even
Tanker (09:54 PM) :
carrots, wine bottles, guys try and do bigger and bigger things its like I am better then you cause I can get a champain bottle in my rectum
Tanker (09:54 PM) :
whats the biggest thing you can get in your rectum
Barbie (09:55 PM) :
I never do that
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
never?
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
really
Barbie (09:55 PM) :
do u like man?
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
no not at all
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
women
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
how about a finger
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
can you do that?
Barbie (09:55 PM) :
no
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
or a candle
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
light it and watch it melt
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
you should try it
Barbie (09:55 PM) :
if u like talking in this way,I'm gonna stop
Tanker (09:55 PM) :
do you have a husband?
Barbie (09:56 PM) :
no
Tanker (09:56 PM) :
he would like it!
Tanker (09:56 PM) :
ohhhh
Barbie (09:56 PM) :
I'm only 23 years old,and still being a virgin
Barbie (09:56 PM) :
so it's not what I like talking about
Tanker (09:56 PM) :
sorry
Tanker (09:57 PM) :
soon you will come to america and experience it? things in the rectum? you dont lose your virginity that way
Barbie (09:57 PM) :
I won't,pretty sure of that
Tanker (09:57 PM) :
:-(
Tanker (09:58 PM) :
ok well I have to get back to practice
Tanker (09:58 PM) :
stretching
Barbie (09:58 PM) :
ok
Tanker (09:58 PM) :
that ball is still to hard for me
Tanker (09:59 PM) :
I am trying though will you encourage me?
Barbie (09:59 PM) :
it's my fault have talked to you,I should have bothered you,so sorry,and never see again
Tanker (10:00 PM) :
ok be sure to check back on my progress

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11077498)
are you guys blind? his face is censored, not dick or balls..

are you blind???
there are 2 cock and ball censored pics

Tanker 10-14-2006 07:06 PM

they never write back LOL

minusonebit 10-14-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11077498)
are you guys blind? his face is censored, not dick or balls..

No shit, yo.

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 07:07 PM

Tanker (09:53 PM) :
this isnt popular in China?
Barbie (09:53 PM) :
I've never heard of it
Tanker (09:53 PM) :
its everywhere here men love to have their ass's stretched its the new thing
Tanker (09:53 PM) :
you can have it done in a parlor even
Tanker (09:54 PM) :
carrots, wine bottles, guys try and do bigger and bigger things its like I am better then you cause I can get a champain bottle in my rectum
Tanker (09:54 PM) :
whats the biggest thing you can get in your rectum
Barbie (09:55 PM) :
I never do that

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11077519)
No shit, yo.

here is one blind mofo's
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A.../cucumbers.jpg

Tanker 10-14-2006 07:08 PM

never never never would I do that I am a virgin!

my ass is too hahahah

fuzzylogic 10-14-2006 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11077498)
are you guys blind? his face is censored, not dick or balls..

ya? look at this blind mofo
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A...inkaboutit.jpg

in yo face!

Tanker 10-14-2006 07:10 PM

thats one nasty ass

Tanker 10-14-2006 07:11 PM

Do you need to wear a diaper? Does everything still work?

I'm not a baby!!! Everything is normal for me. All of the "anal destruction" I've done was done by me with care, and my ass is as normal as yours is... Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up. My digestion is trouble free though, and I've had no problems at all.

madawgz 10-14-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 11077527)
ya? look at this blind mofo
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A...inkaboutit.jpg

in yo face!

see, he does block out his dick for no reason...

dynastoned 10-14-2006 07:37 PM

i call bullshit. there has to be anal leakage with a fucking hole like that! haha


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