Ladies of GFY. (men don't read)
 

What's the best way to get rid of some really bad cramps? I don't have any Midol and really don't want to run out so help a sister out if you could.


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PS. all you men were told not to look.:winkwink:

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Below are the things that I have found worked for me, you may find they help too.
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Use more natural forms of collecting menstrual blood using a less chemical based product can really help. At least try a disposable pad that is chlorine free, perfume free and hypoallergenic (most health food stores carry them), there are also organic disposable pads and tampons on the market. Alternatives like washable pads or the Keeper are the best, in my opinion.
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Exercise gently involving the abdominal region, or walking
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Heat on the abdomen - the old standby - try a hot bath or a hot water bottle
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Essential oil of lavender rubbed into crampy areas feels great. Lavender is known for its relaxing calming effect
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Distraction. If your discomfort is mild, trying doing an activity that takes a lot of attention, like a good movie, playing a sport, etc.
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Raspberry leaf tea. This is considered to be a good uterine tonic; some women find that drinking it before their periods helps with cramps. Follow the directions on the box. I haven't tried this one but know some women that have.
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Try taking a calcium supplement regularly (I take even more during my cycle) and eating high calcium foods - this one worked for me.
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Eating lighter and healthier around menstruation -- less grease, less starch, more fruits and vegetables.
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Ginkgo - try a ginkgo supplement, there is some evidence that this can help - it also makes you smarter!

Do you have any plain Ibuprophen?

I sometimes find laying down and massaging my abdomen helps.

If you can stand it, go for a walk.

I've been blessed, I don't have PMS and rarely have cramps. Then again I'm a jogger and that helps.

But sometimes, you can't do shit about cramps so you just have to skate it off.

If your man is up for it, have sex. Orgasm usually eliminates cramping.

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Btw ladies, if your man isn't up for it, you're with the wrong man.

My eyes are covered, don't worry.

Yea the sex thing would work but we don't have time as we have a football game to attend in a hour:( I told TF that we needed to have sex to get rid of my cramps and I don't think he liked that.:1orglaugh


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Ice covered it nicely. :)

But sex really does help somehow.

WTF is he gay?

I think it was how I put it.:helpme " Will you hurry up and just fuck me so these cramps will go away?" wasn't the best way to ask.


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I am not suposed to be in here, but since I am I will take a shot at it.....

Take a hammer and slam it upon you thumb, I am guess the pain from that will make the cramps go away..........

Or you can take birth control pills daily and never have a period again, what I mean is do not take the placibos, take the real thing on them off days, estregin everyday will turn off the valve....

Hope I helped, bloody whore..

Then take care of the problem yourself, girl. :winkwink:

Yup he is gay... I'd be nekkid by the time you said "Will you" :1orglaugh

Nice list Ice, I'm going to have to try some of those. :)

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haha exactly...

Nice knowing ya TurboFace.. you are not needed anymore

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What are all these guys doing here?

he sure did,


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Bah! Fingers beat any vibe on the market.

I think some of it is that we have to leave here in 1/2 a hour so not time to have sex then both shower.


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We smelled blood. It's mating season you know.


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30 minutes?? Hell I'd have banged you on the bed, then banged you in the shower and still made the game on time.

The day I can't get a woman off in 15 minutes is the day the world ends.

Ok well we went to the game and it was freezing so boom craps wet away as my ass became numb from sitting on the cement. It was 38 last night:helpme good thing TF was on his job and brought a sweatshirt and an extra jacket as my GFY hoodie surly wasn't enough.:(


My friends team won so in the end that's what matters.


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Jeez I wish you'd speak engrish.


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my wife used to get them really really bad then I read zinc supresses the hormone that causes cramps. Get cold eze zinc drops and suck on a few and the cramps will go away. Also ZMA is great for bad pms.

Heat of any kind helps. Girl, you don't know how many times I contemplated giving myself a homemade hysterectomy when I have cramps. It sucks SOOOOOO bad :( :Oh crap

Get drunk :)

You could try a hot water bottle.

hysterectomy or some weed ;}

i didnt read it i swear

Bullllllll Shit!


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As mentioned, an orgasm is a great cure for cramps.

Nothing is so bad a nap can't fix !!!! :thumbsup

Seriously, what does "boom craps wet away" mean?


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Edit: it just dawned on me, you meant "craMps weNt", not craps wet. lol

Ok sorry for the miss spelling, "Boom cramps went away" means that I was sitting on concrete and I was frozen from my ass up. It was very cold last night I should have worn some long johns ware LOL.


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You go hire a BIG maconry drill, with a 3 inch diameter bit and start drilling. The vibations through your body will soothe your cramps withing about 5 minutes.
Make sure it's a shit quality masonry drill though, so that you don't end up with 20 holes during those 5 minutes.

I'm honestly not shitting, my wife does that ever since we stumbled across the remedy. Difference is, we need lots of holes drilling.

Swiss cheese house anyone?

lol Ice :1orglaugh :1orglaugh