Having a wank tonight. Should I cumb on my chest or into the sink?
 

or should I wank whilst in that difficult upside down position so I can jizz directly into my mouth? I like this, as I can swallow it all before the 'guilt feeling' comes into play.

do it in your mouth, have fun

you have a fresh cat corpse why do you need to beat off????

hire out a "professional" :)

go for the eye

shoot it on your cat.

Howver you are doing it.......just have fun, that's the only important thing!!!
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If your cum is in crumbs, it's time to see a fucking doctor, and I don't mean "Love Doctor."

You are teh funny.

Just make sure a single drop comes out...

have fun

Oh Buster? you know just how to get all my juices flowing.

you probably swallow your own jizz

What is it with people shooting in the sink?

I went out with a guy and everytime he came he would run to the sink - I would just be left on the bed wondering what the fuck was going on.....