people who work as pizza delivery dude
 

why are they so goddamn stupid ? when I go to mac donalds and order a big mac they give me one , but when I call for a pizza and want it delivered they dont seem to be able to find my house at times

always same pizza service , sometimes they find my house sometimes they dont ,

been waiting now for 1,5 hours ,and called them 4 times :(

Don't be such a lazy ass and go get it yourself... :winkwink:

Maybe they know you don't tip well?

stop givin the guy a buck and tellin him not to take wooden nickles

hit him with a 5 spot and you can count hell be at your front door next go round

maybe you live in the ghetto?

Sorry, my GPS is fucked up.

Can you send up a smoke signal so I can find you this time?

just got another call from them, this time the pizza dude was in an accident and I can forgot about it as it is fuckin late and the kitchen has closed already , aaahhhhhhh!

you not seen realitycash's big sausage site?

they only deliver to the chicks with coupons ;)

To be a Pizza Boy delivering person you don't have to have much for brains.

http://jlardeux.free.fr/HFR/funny%20pics/pc-pizza.JPG

Next time order a Big Sausage Pizza...hey, I coulda posted the pic of the platform pizza...

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they fucked you over several times, and you STILL call them?

Perhaps your house number isn't visible from the street? Maybe the street numbers are unusually numbered (out of sequence, jump large numbers) I'm just spitballing here.

Or maybe they are just stupid!

All I know is that the "pizza delivery dude" that brings my pizza is a smokin'-hot-piece-of-ass girl that I cannot convince to come over to the dark side. Maybe I'll order a pizza and try again....

What do you expect..they probably get paid minimum wage..lucky if they graduated high school

I did it one year in college. We are so fucking stoned the whole night you should just thank god your pizza arrives...

haha awesome :1orglaugh

that's how they get to my house.....but they are following the scent of the smoke :winkwink:

You should try ordering from these guys Click Here for a training video

never had such problem with my pizza delivery guy. He always have my order on time--served perfectly hot! :)

fucking pizza joint is literally a 2 minute drive and still they managed to take 2 hours to deliver it a while ago

that's pimp :thumbsup

Sameeee here my pizza girl is a fine one herself she says shes gotta boyfriend an i say so what i aint jealous ill give her back when im done:thumbsup

I know a pizza delivery guy worth 400 mil and he is very intelligent.

It could have been more practical if you just went out and buy it yourself.

he'd have to put clothes on
let's say he's sitting in his apartment masturbating
its easier to call them than to leave the house and get the pizza by yourself...

You either:

a) called 5 minutes before closing time and they were like 'fuck you'.

b) did not turn on your porch light

c) are a bad tipper

d) were an ass while ordering

e) all of the above

:1orglaugh exactly

I tip my pizza people good and never have problems

yeah lol :)

How much you flip on the tip makes a difference in service a lot of times.

:2 cents:

I live in barcelona over here we dont tip

I order online , well before closing time

I order again tonight at 7:45 pm , supposed to be here before 8:15 pm , it is 8:27 pm and guess what I AINT EATING NO PIZZA RIGHT NOW LIKE I AM FUCKIN SUPPOSED TO ,


what to do ? just leave the house and go out eat somewhere? or wait for these dipshits?