Adam & Eve
 

Adam was walking through the garden of eden and noticed every other creature had a female partner. He himself not having a partner of his own started to feel lonely, so he thought that he would confront god about his issue. The next morning he walked up to god and said "what whould it take for me to get the perfect female partner", god replied " a arm and a leg". Adam thought about it for a minute and said " what can I get for a rib".

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I tried my best, I am drunk so excuse all da errors,
It's suppose to be a joke (:

Huh?

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Sexist ,but :1orglaugh

Adam & Eve are bullshit.
How can 2 people create different human races:
white/black/hispanic/asian/native indian/arab
I'm sure I'm missing a few.

the joke was funny though!
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The same way a unicellular organism evolved into a zillion species.

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You got a direct hit with that one Hypo.

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the only thing that bothers me about that adam & eve stuff... is how did the entire population come from them? if u read the bible... they had 2 boys... so... :eek7

so they fucked their mom

Good one :1orglaugh

One brother killed the other over a women who arose from over the mountain...Who are her parents?