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crocop 10-11-2006 10:44 PM

why is it that black people can run really fast
 
but if you are behind one in a store they walk so fucking slow!

marketsmart 10-11-2006 10:51 PM

because africans have a higher % of fast twitch muscle fibers....

dougeetx 10-11-2006 10:53 PM

There's a difference between blacks and Africans!

RedShoe 10-11-2006 10:54 PM

no.no.. I think the answer is, "you're a racist"

AaronM 10-11-2006 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocop (Post 11055513)
but if you are behind one in a store they walk so fucking slow!


They walk nonchallantly through the store as to not attract unwanted attention. Once they are near the door, they break loose and book like a motha fucka so the store clerk doesn't catch them stealing their 40's of 8 Ball.

xNetworx 10-11-2006 11:09 PM

Probably for the same reason they dominate most pro sports

AaronM 10-11-2006 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 11055666)
Probably for the same reason they dominate most pro sports



Steroids?

squishypimp 10-12-2006 12:11 AM

they have superior genes :)

babymaker 10-12-2006 12:32 AM

simple, when the other africans(sudanese for example) were rounding up the problem black(liberianfor example) on the continet, they took theives and bums etc to cleanse the continent of trouble, when the slaves were put on the ships, which were horrible living conditions a high % died, and only the very strongest phsically survied, the rest died, so when they breed with each other here, they only bred from a strong health gene pool. but they also bred the crime gene as well. then add in a bunch of enviromental elements such as being a slave and not speaking the language, and then being dumped out into society after slavery was abolished, and you have your blacks of today. for better or worse :)

betabomb 10-12-2006 12:33 AM

cuz people are chasing

AaronM 10-12-2006 12:37 AM

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soulbleed 10-12-2006 12:39 AM

cause the slow ones are in jail

RedShoe 10-12-2006 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 11056114)
simple, when the other africans(sudanese for example) were rounding up the problem black(liberianfor example) on the continet, they took theives and bums etc to cleanse the continent of trouble, when the slaves were put on the ships, which were horrible living conditions a high % died, and only the very strongest phsically survied, the rest died, so when they breed with each other here, they only bred from a strong health gene pool. but they also bred the crime gene as well. then add in a bunch of enviromental elements such as being a slave and not speaking the language, and then being dumped out into society after slavery was abolished, and you have your blacks of today. for better or worse :)

"Crime gene?" Is that the scientific term?

reynold 10-12-2006 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocop (Post 11055513)
but if you are behind one in a store they walk so fucking slow!

Maybe because you're just slow...

King Soil 10-12-2006 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 11056169)
"Crime gene?" Is that the scientific term?

I saw that too... looks like theres a little bit of the moron gene in his pool.:1orglaugh

godisdead 10-12-2006 12:56 AM

Their longer penises stabilize their posture with their weight and allow them to run faster. Simple biophysics.

madawgz 10-12-2006 12:58 AM

im not black and i can run fucking fast :)

Antonio 10-12-2006 02:20 AM

I've never sen black people in my life, they sound so interesting

woodsix 10-12-2006 03:08 AM

i wanna know
 
Yeah, what are these black people?

Well, if they exist, there must be white people.

Black and white are opposites. I wonder if this is true for the people, too?

skinnay 10-12-2006 03:15 AM

because when they're in the store they're stealing something of course, then once they get past the door they run.

Mikey_219Inc 10-12-2006 03:29 AM

according to archie bunker, its from when they were running from tigers in the jungle ... but from what ive read babymaker is correct slaveowners bred the stronger (and they had to be pretty damn strong to survive the 'middle passage') ones to make better slaves ... and thats exactly why the nfl looks like a naacp rally. if rednecks would stop pumping out weak ass babies their might be some honkies in sports.

Worldnet 10-12-2006 03:31 AM

Alot of experience running from the police!

crocop 10-12-2006 03:57 PM

amazing how many people only read the title


not really

Fire 10-12-2006 04:19 PM

They do it for three reasons..

First.. they generally have nowhere to be at any particular time. No job to go to, no restaurant reservation to keep, and no appointments scheduled (they generally just show up when they want at the welfare office and the free health care clinic). They know that when they get to the bus stop they'll have to wait anyway so why rush?

Second... they are a little smarter than they appear. After 400 hundred years of the white man stepping on the back of their necks, using and abusing them, they have finally found the ultimate revenge.... when in front of the white man, walk real fucking slow and make him late for his appointments.

Third... it doesn't fit with their culture. The fat black woman can't walk fast. She is sexy and likes her figure. A brisk paced walk would burn more calories and cause her to lose some of that booty! For the black male, he has to personify a badass thug personality. Walking fast would indicate that he is either subservient or afraid of the man. He either needs to get to an appointment with whitey, or he needs to get away from whitey. Either way.. whitey isn't getting one over on him, so he walks super slow!

Aside from walking slow.. you ever notice how slow they are when they actually get a job either at the grocery store or the fast food joint?? Most of them actually have the nerve to bitch about getting paid minimum wage, and they aren't even worth that much when you look at their productivity!

JD 10-12-2006 04:23 PM

their hip bones are shaped differently

Antonio 10-12-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey_219Inc (Post 11057028)
according to archie bunker, its from when they were running from tigers in the jungle ... but from what ive read babymaker is correct slaveowners bred the stronger (and they had to be pretty damn strong to survive the 'middle passage') ones to make better slaves ... and thats exactly why the nfl looks like a naacp rally. if rednecks would stop pumping out weak ass babies their might be some honkies in sports.

there're no tigers native to Africa, some bright dude brought couple of them to South Africa to breed them, they hid 3 days in the bushes the moment they saw ostriches

Scott McD 10-12-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11055635)
They walk nonchallantly through the store as to not attract unwanted attention. Once they are near the door, they break loose and book like a motha fucka so the store clerk doesn't catch them stealing their 40's of 8 Ball.

Smart move... :1orglaugh

notabook 10-12-2006 04:41 PM

It’s so they can escape their natural enemy, a job. Well that and the police.

SuperDave05 10-12-2006 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 11061993)
there're no tigers native to Africa, some bright dude brought couple of them to South Africa to breed them, they hid 3 days in the bushes the moment they saw ostriches

Someone got owned.

Spunky 10-12-2006 04:45 PM

Them darkies were bred to be good at sports and to dance good

Drake 10-12-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 11055666)
Probably for the same reason they dominate most pro sports

American preconception. Black Americans definitely are overrepresented in many American sports, but not all. If one looks at world sports, Whites are overrepresented in the world. Black Africans dominate almost none. Based on those observations, I'd say that priority, diet, training, and opportunity are why we see what people are represented in what sports.

Race is also largely social construct. Is Tiger Woods really black? I guess it goes back to the 1/8 blood rule from slave days. He's biologically just as "white" as he is "black". He's more "Asian" than both. But in our view, he's "Black" because our cultures tells us he is.

shekinah 10-12-2006 04:59 PM

All people can run really fast if they want to, especially when someone's chasing them. that's the fact!

Scott McD 10-12-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11062048)
Them darkies were bred to be good at sports and to dance good

And have large penis...


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