Any cartoonist here who can produce this?
 

A series of cartoons depicting Muhammed and George W. Bush engaging in wild, kinky, perverted gay sex. Maybe with a little Jesus on Muhammed on Dubya action thrown in.

You'd have to offer a lot of cash for that one dude :P

that would be serious :1orglaugh

Awesome gif :1orglaugh

I would really suggest you use false registry info, maybe of an enemy that lives a great distance from you.

The artist will remain completely anonymous, of course.

I just want to see if I can benefit from some global outrage :glugglug

LOL !!! Never saw that before... :1orglaugh

I predict Jihad :ak47:

I'll just use that identity protection thingy.

The one real problem is finding a host willing to put up with the hurricane of DDOS attacks it would cause.

(and yes, I AM serious about this)

hehehe....

I had that Idea a long time ago and can certainly do it but I decided to pass on it.

Good luck.
Email me in a few months if you're still alive.

Come on, there must be at least one cartoonist who isn't entirely scared of muslim fanatics?

Muslims?????!!!!!!!

I'm scared of Bush!

that would be one crazy cartoon :1orglaugh

Well said!

I didn't think you were serious!!!

Of course I am.

The plan, in steps:
1: Put cartoons on simple site, with some preachy text about how satire should be protected.
2: Send press release to every place you can imagine. Especially muslim newspapers, organizations, tv stations and forums.
3: Watch outrage erupt - millions of muslims could take to the streets in protests. If I'm lucky, they'll even burn down some embassies and kill a few of their own people.
4: Add a crapload of advertising to the website.

Someone could create those stuff for you at the right price. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

I'm laughing but, nevertheless, it's a solid plan, except the part where you keep living.

PS: Please don't used shared hosting for these toons.

Salman Rushdie is still alive, the Danish cartoonists are still alive, Ayaan Hirsi Ali is still alive, Theo van Gogh is... well, he's dead, but still, my chances of surviving seem pretty good :)

Come to think of it... if I create a shell company in some place like Latvia, which owns a company in, say, Gibraltar, and have that company do it, I'm probably safe either way.

The only problem is that I need a spokesperson for the media, and I'm not really sure if anyone besides me would want to take that risk.

then you'd add some contact info instead of asking for artists to come clean on boards :2 cents:

kallikles AT gmail DOT com

If you need toons we can do it for you, feel free to contact us

yeah the wars will start :)

I contacted your company a while ago about toons, asking for a quote on some stuff I needed done, but only got a link to samples. I don't do business with companies that don't understand simple questions - they tend not to understand simple directions either.

Contact me Libertine.

good luck Libertine

We can help you.. hit me up on my icq or email...:)

Two words come to mind: UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES.