This one time from my life
 

One time when i was 19 I went to this concert in Detroit with some people I had never met before, and on the way there we all got really high and I got really paranoid, and we had to stop at this party store that was in the ghetto, and there was bulletproof glass in front of the cashier and everything. Well, while waiting in line for paying for munchies this black guy walked up next to me, and I was really afraid and nervous and he said to me "hey man, do you have a quarter?" and I said "uh, I'm sorry I don't.". Then I paid for my stuff, and I got a quarter back from the cashier, but I didn't really notice it, but he did and then the black guy asked me for a quarter again, and I Just handed him a five dollar bill and he said "I just needed a quarter" and i just ran away to the car, then the black guy walked up to the car, and I was really freaking out, and i just yelled at the driver to drive really fast so he did it, and it was pretty scary.

Then later in the night I drank a whole lot of alcohol, and threw up on the sidewalk. Then I passed out in the backseat, and eventually we got to my house at almost 3am, and the driver had to piss so he did it on our shed, and i was still drunk, and I walked up to my door and he yelled "dude are you okay" and that woke my mom up and she said "WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK?" and i was like "whaaaaa(asleep on impact)" and that was the moment when my mom realized i wasn't just a boy any longer, but a man, and a champion.

and that's pretty much the story. print it up.

I had to reread the bit about the gay sexual encounter. But, congratulations on a well-typed proclamation of homosexuality.

Go back to the bottle, russian.

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You sound like a real homo.

You sound like a cliche California male. Who lists their occupation as "pimp"? Do you honestly believe that is still a witty line?

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It might NOT be homosexuality, but how is it the story of his becoming a man involved nothing but dudes? :1orglaugh

At the concert I did hit on this girl who turned out to be dating the lead vocalist of one of the bands. They didn't really pay much attention to me because I was pretty much undecipherable.

lol, I did the same thing backstage at a STAIND concert like 6-7 years ago, turned out to be Aaron Lewis's girlfriend.

Whoops

favorite subway subs
 

im liking the steak sub with southwest sauce right now :pimp

Yeah, I hit on the girlfriend of the lead singer of "the juan valdez love machine".

Congrats on coming out you big fag!

:)

I was angry, but then i saw this other thread on another forum about this being national coming out day.

So, I get it. Great.

The first paragraph is as breathtaking as Face Off's action scenes, pal.. :1orglaugh

Damn those darkies..

why were you scared of the black guy?

Lame. I never panicked when a black guy once asked for a penny from me. I gave it to him without even looking at his eyes..

great story :)

i want my 2 minutes back :1orglaugh

wtf is this?

We were in the ghetto, and I guess I was really worried about getting robbed.

Deeetroooiiittt

you didnt even read it.

you should.

......:upsidedow