Church Upskirts Fan Mail
 

Got this today -- gets the prize for weird email of the day....

LS (aka Steve Church)

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Hi.

I rejoined to see if there was any new REAL HOT AND NASTY content on the site. I still do REALLY enjoy some of the older work. But Steve - when will you put up new content that shows parts of the church in the background of upskirts shots? It's not enough just to show upskirts - you need to show parts of the church in the background of the shot. Can you put up some new
stuff that clearly shows that these girls are in church? That's the stuff that REALLY makes my cock ROCK-HARD. That's the stuff that makes me go *SCRUNCH* (you know, the devil eyes/forehead scrrrrrrunch thing people make when they are horny like the devil). That's what make me feel all demonic and hot as I'm squirting more gobs of hot cum onto the pages of my already-cum-stained holy bible.

Say, that reminds me, how 'bout more upskirt shots of girls holding the bible? Or how 'bout more shots of girls with no panties standing next to old people in church? How 'bout more shots of hot asses bending over the altar waiting to be spanked by jesus?

How 'bout more shots of hot bitches with their HOT ASSES exposed while kneeling up at communion rail? How about hot devil-whores with their fingers in their
crotches while they sit in church?

Can you do some of the things? Can you do some new stuff like this? My devil dick still loves the old shots (and thanks for DOZENS of hot cum-filled jerk-off sessions) but it REALLY to squirt while looking at some NEW "devil made me do it" upskirt shots of hot devil-whores in church.

Please let me know what you think.

SINcerely,
The Stull Demon

Must you post my emails on the board?

Give the demon what he wants :thumbsup

Okay, I almost did some custom work for a fetishist. I'm not sure whether you'd call him a foot or shoe fetishist, but here's what he liked: He wanted me to dress women up in business soots with stockings or pantyhose with nice businesswoman shoes. Then, he wanted me to photograph them kicking up mud puddles!. I finally dropped the project when he sent me a recipe for the mud! I kind of figured he'd be pretty hard to please.

That is a great email..

I have gotten a few in my time but never a "DEMON DICK"


hahah

You need to hire that guy!!!

Could you post pictures with a little more bling? How about some girls with big diamond encrusted platinum crosses?

your a sicko bastard!

You don't need to show the church, just show the pew:)

Is it me or does it seem like Demon Dick was jacking off while he was typing that email?

Foreplay:

"I rejoined to see if there was any new REAL HOT AND NASTY content on the site. I still do REALLY enjoy some of the older work. But Steve - when will you put up new content that shows parts of the church in the background of upskirts shots? "

Orgasm:

"How 'bout more shots of hot bitches with their HOT ASSES exposed while kneeling up at communion rail? How about hot devil-whores with their fingers in their
crotches while they sit in church?"


:drinkup

Ok, he kept sending that letter over and over, and demanding a reply:

"Steve --- or someone --- these are REAL questions and deserve REAL answers... I certainly hope you're not blowing me off... that would be a VERY BAD IDEA... seriously, my concerns are genuine and they require a reply... ASAP! Please let me know what you think.""


So I replied:

I think you should get some professional help, you are sick. I'm not into your satan worshiping crap, so stop mailing me.

Steve Church

Now he's ready to conjure to forces of Satan to punish me:

HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING RIP-OFF ARTIST!!! YOU SUCK!!! BE PREPARED FOR LEGAL ACTION!!! IT'S COMING YOUR WAY!!! SOON!!!

Let's see... false advertising, credit card fraud, billing irregularities... JUST TO NAME A FEW.

You've fucked with the wrong customer, ASSHOLE!!!

OH, and by the way ---- YOUR SITE SUCKS!!! It's a policy of mine to NOT let people rip me off and get away with it. You're going to need "professional help" buddy --- LEGAL HELP!!! Get ready, YOU FREAK!!!


ok, now this shit takes the cake! What a wackjob!

damn catholic priests

What's the point of church upskirts? I mean.. Think about it. You would never have a chance with a church chick, but with one of the other upskirt sites that has guys go out onto the street, at least you'd have a 0.001% chance of actually getting under the pink panties..

this is a real classic i printed this one out to show some friends :-)

we get the craziest member emails - everyday something new up comes in. this is just something from today (i have a huge collection of fucked up emails - i'm thinking of making a coffee table book with it one day) :)

This is funny this guy operates a great tgp and he has a page with all email he gets (including the peoples email addressss!!!)

http://members.aol.com/gkd830/gpmail.htm

Hey Steve that guy was definately a sicko wacko or he does such a good impression of one.

Steve it isn't you doing that to entertain us is it? lol

If so, good shit man it really works, keep it up.:winkwink:

I Love those email It helps to target

:1orglaugh This is the funniest email I've ever read! I'm laughing so hard it hurts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Jesus Christ, this shit is too funny!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

That one made my day!

There's plenty more where that came from, right Steve?

:Graucho

Coconut Christine