Suspicious Looking Device
 

Are you tired of not being noticed enough by the authorities?
Would you like to be strip-searched more often?
Do you need a date for the dance and not care how you get more attention?

You need a Suspicious Looking Device from Junk Funnel Labs. A bright orange doohickey of deliberately uncertain provenance, it has disconcerting attachments and a huge LED counter to maximize its eye-grabbing appeal. (It also makes ominous noises.)

Price: Unknown

Visit: http://junkfunnel.com/sld/

http://junkfunnel.com/sld/1.jpg

thats fuckin cool. I dunno why but it looks pretty cool.

very

Mr. Romance

looks like something from ghostbusters!

That does look pretty cool