It's not "really" your fault, but a little calculation about the assininity of the general public would have helped.
I just got the fucking 3rd degree to the max trying to deposit your check.
Of course the "BITCH" at the bank is to fault but what set her bullshit into motion was the logo image on the check.
She paraded back and forth behind the counter speaking to two differrent managers, with her pregnant bare-foot ass! And took 15 minutes before she even began to tell me what the probem was.
"I'm not familiar with this check" was her reply. As if the bitch would be familiar with every check that came through the bank. Of course not!
What she was really saying is "What the fuck is this...this can't be a real check".
But then again, she's got a right to think that because a check is a financial instrument and not a billboard for promotion. A check should represent professionalism so that it is trusted. It shouldn't look like some shit some kid drew up on his computer. The guy on the check dressed like a bandit has got to have a subliminal effect on someone screening for crime!!
I mean, how stupid would you feel is you cashed a bad check that had a picture of a fucking crook on it? Co-workers are going to be like "damn, idiot, didn't you look at the fucking thing?"
I understand that you are proud of your logo but you need to consider where it is appropriate to display it.
The money was not worth the aneurysm I got while watching this bitch make a monkey out of herself.
Conclusion: Why do many webmasters only use sponsors who don't do their own billing? Because they can't trust people to do what's "professional".
And what you're thinking is correct. It shouldn't matter if it is "professional".
And I agree, but it does matter because I don't live in a vacum and I have to get passed all the dumb fucks out there to survive.
PS: Before some moron suggest it; "Fuck epassporte, my account didn't work for months and they lost the money I deposited".
I just got the fucking 3rd degree to the max trying to deposit your check.
Of course the "BITCH" at the bank is to fault but what set her bullshit into motion was the logo image on the check.
She paraded back and forth behind the counter speaking to two differrent managers, with her pregnant bare-foot ass! And took 15 minutes before she even began to tell me what the probem was.
"I'm not familiar with this check" was her reply. As if the bitch would be familiar with every check that came through the bank. Of course not!
What she was really saying is "What the fuck is this...this can't be a real check".
But then again, she's got a right to think that because a check is a financial instrument and not a billboard for promotion. A check should represent professionalism so that it is trusted. It shouldn't look like some shit some kid drew up on his computer. The guy on the check dressed like a bandit has got to have a subliminal effect on someone screening for crime!!
I mean, how stupid would you feel is you cashed a bad check that had a picture of a fucking crook on it? Co-workers are going to be like "damn, idiot, didn't you look at the fucking thing?"
I understand that you are proud of your logo but you need to consider where it is appropriate to display it.
The money was not worth the aneurysm I got while watching this bitch make a monkey out of herself.
Conclusion: Why do many webmasters only use sponsors who don't do their own billing? Because they can't trust people to do what's "professional".
And what you're thinking is correct. It shouldn't matter if it is "professional".
And I agree, but it does matter because I don't live in a vacum and I have to get passed all the dumb fucks out there to survive.
PS: Before some moron suggest it; "Fuck epassporte, my account didn't work for months and they lost the money I deposited".
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