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Gary 07-01-2002 09:36 AM

Tragedy Strikes
 
Im sad to report that earlier today there was a fatality during one of our Elephant Bukkake shoots. Against my better judgement, I hired a petite model who only weighed 91 pounds. The 4 elephants all blew their loads in unison and the poor girl was killed on impact.

Its a sad day for the Elephant Bukkake industry:(

Sly_RJ 07-01-2002 09:37 AM

Did she swallow any?

alias 07-01-2002 09:38 AM

haha don't worry she'll be easily replaced. I heard the family is filing a lawsuit though, I think smell a settlement.

Gary 07-01-2002 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Did she swallow any?
Never had a chance, the force of the cumshot hit or so hard she was dead before she hit the ground.

Fletch XXX 07-01-2002 09:38 AM

*bowl*

Cheshire 07-01-2002 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by alias
haha don't worry she'll be easily replaced. I heard the family is filing a lawsuit though, I think smell a settlement.
She must have known the risks involved. I say the case gets thrown out.

Gary 07-01-2002 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by alias
haha don't worry she'll be easily replaced. I heard the family is filing a lawsuit though, I think smell a settlement.
Fortunately for us her family lives in a trailer park. So they can be bought off with 20 bucks and a carton of smokes.

eRock 07-01-2002 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Gary


Never had a chance, the force of the cumshot hit or so hard she was dead before she hit the ground.

Yikes!
I can't even imagine how the poor elephants must feel. I think I should call PETA...

alias 07-01-2002 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by Gary


Fortunately for us her family lives in a trailer park. So they can be bought off with 20 bucks and a carton of smokes.

I knew it was pimpdog's sister, damn there goes my anal fucktoy.

Gary 07-01-2002 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by eRock

Yikes!
I can't even imagine how the poor elephants must feel. I think I should call PETA...

They got off, they're happy.

evildick 07-01-2002 09:49 AM

That's too bad. Do you have pictures?

Gary 07-01-2002 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by evildick
That's too bad. Do you have pictures?
Of course, they will be for sale very soon.

J.R. 07-01-2002 10:04 AM

Hmmm..

kmanrox 07-01-2002 10:04 AM

will i still get my pics i ordered? i mean its not my fault about your fuckin tragedy, when you do a reshoot i get the pics of that, right??

Gary 07-01-2002 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
will i still get my pics i ordered? i mean its not my fault about your fuckin tragedy, when you do a reshoot i get the pics of that, right??
We always look after are customers. The pics from this set will be deleivered as promised. After all, death or no death, the show must go on.

SR 07-01-2002 10:10 AM

Now that's a niche worth mad Bling Bling!
Elephant bukkake snuff movies.


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