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eRock 07-01-2002 09:31 AM

Gauge puttin' on the pounds???
 
Is evryone's favorite petite pornstar, Gauge puttin' on afew pounds & lookin' a bit torn up...or is it just me?

Zayne E. 07-01-2002 09:33 AM

LOL

Ironic you post this...I was just looking through recent sets for a site and said the same thing to my wife. The new set at Matrix - shit...she looks several months pregnant.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

picpile 07-01-2002 09:34 AM

she looks maybe 115 now? whats wrong with that?

Fletch XXX 07-01-2002 09:35 AM

Happens to all the country trash we chew up and spit out here in Hollywood.

have you seen Stacey Valentine or Kylie Ireland lately, hahaha in person they look like Chef from South Park.

:1orglaugh

eRock 07-01-2002 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by picpile
she looks maybe 115 now? whats wrong with that?
She's only, like 4'10"...115# is a lot for that height. She doesn't look horrible or anything...just a bit on the thick side for a little hot pornstar.

Zayne E. 07-01-2002 09:38 AM

http://webmasters.matrixcontent.com/...contentid=1610

Looks even bigger in this series than the initial link. Log into Matrix and click on what's new this week...the pic they show from the set is not too flattering.

Beastiepoo 07-01-2002 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zayne E.
LOL

Ironic you post this...I was just looking through recent sets for a site and said the same thing to my wife. The new set at Matrix - shit...she looks several months pregnant.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Several months pregnant????? Are you fucking insane?!?!? She is a lovely, petite woman with NOTHING to be concerned about in the weight department. God if I could look like that........

Fuck you small minded anorexic lovers make me sick.

Zayne E. 07-01-2002 09:39 AM

LMAO - my wife is 8 months pregnant...I have nothing against pregnant looking women :winkwink:

Guage, however is not my wife...she is a paid pornstar and model and she is looking far from her best.

Fletch XXX 07-01-2002 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo


Several months pregnant????? Are you fucking insane?!?!? She is a lovely, petite woman with NOTHING to be concerned about in the weight department. God if I could look like that........

Fuck you small minded anorexic lovers make me sick.

You must not know your history.

Gauge fled the town I live in with 11k of someone elses money.
She moved to to her hometown in Kansas to get off the drugs.
She obviously kicked the habit and put on pounds.
Shes nothing more than street trash who got pics blasted on net.
Shes a country hick with bad teeth.

Although shes cute in pics, shes nothing in person.

Our studio had Gauge years back, we even had her in a Real Life cam house, she was bragging about the 900 she got for a shoot to me once. She was also known around the porn companies here as being able to be rented (through her suitcase pimp of course) as being able to be rented for 900 an hour for personal anal use hahahah

Thats escort work though

hahaha

Im glad to see her back, maybe she can pay the people she ripped off to run home.

:1orglaugh

cherrylula 07-01-2002 09:43 AM

I think I read somewhere that she did some jail time.....thats why she disappeared for a while, and the new pics showing up all over must be cuz she's back in town.

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

eRock 07-01-2002 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo


Several months pregnant????? Are you fucking insane?!?!? She is a lovely, petite woman with NOTHING to be concerned about in the weight department. God if I could look like that........

Fuck you small minded anorexic lovers make me sick.

My, my...aren't we bitter...lol
I like my women w/ some meat on 'em...but when I'm lookin' at a pornstar I wanna see a perfect body.

alias 07-01-2002 09:46 AM

fletch you should have traded a couple ounces for that ass

eRock 07-01-2002 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

She moved to to her hometown in Kansas to get off the drugs.
She obviously kicked the habit and put on pounds.

Yikes! I know how that is. That's what happened to me when I sobered up. I quit all the booze & blow & put on about 15 pounds. The eating took place of the partying. It's tough to balance all that shit out.

Zayne E., you're right man...she looks pretty rough in those Matrix pics.

I also just recently read that she quit the porn flicks & just is concentrating on her personal SITE

Pipecrew 07-01-2002 09:55 AM

She is putting on weight too haha, glad I wasnt the only one who noticed, I mentioned this in a previouis post somewhere

UnseenWorld 07-01-2002 10:07 AM

Okay, and I think Charly and some of the other photographers will back me up on this:

Part of the problem here is that you have a tiny model and probably a 6-foot tall photographer. It makes a huge difference whether you shoot a gal standing up and looking down at her vs. shooting her at or about her waist or chest level. Shooting from ground level (especially if you are fairly close to her) makes her legs look much longer still.

Shooting down at her magnifies her shortness and makes her legs look proportionally shorter (and Guage is not the leggiest gal on earth to start with). Psychologically, this contributes to her looking heavier.

Guage is not my favorite model, and I think I've shot several myself that most guys would probably find more attractive, but her problem here is the photographer, not the poundage.

Even so, she looks pretty OK to me.

RedShoe 07-01-2002 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock
Is evryone's favorite petite....
erock, speak for yourself. She is far from everyone's favorite. I tend to like them around 75 - 80 years old. Skinny is ok, but I likes em BBW style. not too many 77 year old obese pornstarlettes out there. Big ol' ass, big ol' tittles, big ol' legs...

To all my bbw's out there... god bless you, god bless you one and all!

Seriously though, I like my chicks to have Wizzo's old hair, and Tankers body. :Graucho

eRock 07-01-2002 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe


erock, speak for yourself. She is far from everyone's favorite. I tend to like them around 75 - 80 years old. Skinny is ok, but I likes em BBW style. not too many 77 year old obese pornstarlettes out there. Big ol' ass, big ol' tittles, big ol' legs...

To all my bbw's out there... god bless you, god bless you one and all!

Seriously though, I like my chicks to have Wizzo's old hair, and Tankers body. :Graucho

I said, "Everyone's favorite petite pornstar"...not everyone's favorite 80 year old fatty...or eveyone's fave in general. Surfers love Gauge!

michaelw 07-01-2002 10:26 AM

wonder how much shes making..

cherrylula 07-01-2002 10:56 AM

http://www.lukeford.com/stars/female/gauge.htm

Pipecrew 07-01-2002 11:07 AM

mojo seems pretty bitter

Fletch XXX 07-01-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
mojo seems pretty bitter
I would be too if that lil crackhead ran off with my money.

FreeNetPass Steve 07-01-2002 11:12 AM

The answer to instant wieght loss = tapeworms

eru 07-01-2002 11:28 AM

Gauge is retarted. That's what drugs do to you. Don't do drugs.

Trenton 07-01-2002 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo


Several months pregnant????? Are you fucking insane?!?!? She is a lovely, petite woman with NOTHING to be concerned about in the weight department. God if I could look like that........

Fuck you small minded anorexic lovers make me sick.


Drinking cum will make you fat.

Why you care about a whore so much?

Fletch XXX 07-01-2002 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
Gauge is retarted. That's what drugs do to you. Don't do drugs.
It's retarded, I do drugs and at least I knew that.

:1orglaugh

foe 07-01-2002 11:37 AM

Dunno she looks hot though

foe 07-01-2002 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zayne E.
http://webmasters.matrixcontent.com/...contentid=1610

Looks even bigger in this series than the initial link. Log into Matrix and click on what's new this week...the pic they show from the set is not too flattering.

asks for login

eRock 07-01-2002 11:46 AM

I love this one! From Luke Ford:
"Just wanted to drop you a line about the latest Gauge and Mojo saga. I just had a photoshoot with Gauge about a week before Christmas and her story about Mojo was a little different. According to her.... he's the one who emptied "their" bank account and split.

When I saw her she had absolutly no money and couldn't even afford to feed herself. I worked with her for a few days and she seemed as sane to me as anyone could expect from a porn queen whose been fucked over. She's trying desperatly to distance herself from that "thing" she used to call a boyfriend (MOJO). She left town to get some much needed rest and to clear her head."

Typical sob story of EVERY addict. "It wasn't my fault I have no money, it was his & everyone elses. Everyone's out to get me" LOL...it's always me, me, me....

cosis 07-01-2002 12:19 PM

Gauge is fucking ugly.. they have to airbrush those photos so much it looks like a painting

Steve 07-01-2002 12:21 PM

amazing how people write in to Luke Ford believing that you can just enroll in acting classes in college and next thing you know you're a sitcom star. Yeah, little Gauge was gonna be the next Dana Plato..... sure

Whoops - actually, she might be better off than Dana Plato

Penrod 07-01-2002 12:26 PM

I have never understood the facinatin with Gauge??? She is cute and all but almost on the dwarf level to me. So to the post towards the top 115 would be a lot of weight on a 4'11" frame.

eRock 07-01-2002 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penrod
So to the post towards the top 115 would be a lot of weight on a 4'11" frame.
That's what I was sayin'!

I like 'em small. Any smaller would be kinda weird tho.

Beastiepoo 07-01-2002 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton



Drinking cum will make you fat.

Why you care about a whore so much?

Sorry, hormones flying about. But even so I do get pissed when you bunch of guys get a pic of some girl who isn't 10lbs underweight and criticize her for being fat.

Fletch - I'm sorry if I gave you the impression I thought she was a nice person. I don't even know who she is, just got a bit peeved with the whole weight thing.

It just seems that I'm the only woman here who ever stands up for the masses for women all over the world that struggle with their weight every day. If I was as beautiful as Cheshire I don't suppose I'd ever kick up a fuss. I know that this is porn and pornstars are meant to be perfect although how you can see underweight stick figures with huge plastic breasts as perfect I'll never know.

Right, I've finished my oestrogen fuelled rant for now. I know you guys will never understand but I've just got to keep trying.

eRock 07-01-2002 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo

how you can see underweight stick figures with huge plastic breasts as perfect I'll never know.

I'm not into women like that. I like my women w/ somethin' to grab onto. I don't like 'em fat or over weight, but a little jiggly is always nice! :thumbsup

pornJester 07-01-2002 03:50 PM

she still looks hot to me, now if only she was clean :winkwink:

Trolleater 07-01-2002 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock
Is evryone's favorite petite pornstar, Gauge puttin' on afew pounds & lookin' a bit torn up...or is it just me?
Here's a better question...Can she get any stupider?

Trolleater 07-01-2002 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock


I'm not into women like that. I like my women w/ somethin' to grab onto. I don't like 'em fat or over weight, but a little jiggly is always nice! :thumbsup

That "jiggly"..........is fat!

RW316 07-01-2002 03:57 PM

she looks kind of high

kmanrox 07-01-2002 06:09 PM

i'd fist her any day, any time, even when shes 70yo, just to know that i was fisting the infamous Gauge!

phogirl69 07-01-2002 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock

She's only, like 4'10"...115# is a lot for that height. She doesn't look horrible or anything...just a bit on the thick side for a little hot pornstar.


115 LBS is HEAVY for someone that's 4'10

I'm around 5'1 and I weight around 90 lbs and I am NOT skinny, just normal and in good shape. She also needs to do some CRUNCHES for her stomach, jeez, I'm not a pornstar and my stomach doesn't even stick out that bad. It gets bad when your waist is bigger than your ass, especially when your short, because then you become stocky.

Models are usually 115-120 lbs and they are like 5'9 at least. If you are going to fuck for everyone to see, you might as well get in shape.

BlingBling 07-01-2002 06:55 PM

lets see a pic phogirl!

Trolleater 07-01-2002 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69



115 LBS is HEAVY for someone that's 4'10

I'm around 5'1 and I weight around 90 lbs and I am NOT skinny, just normal and in good shape. She also needs to do some CRUNCHES for her stomach, jeez, I'm not a pornstar and my stomach doesn't even stick out that bad. It gets bad when your waist is bigger than your ass, especially when your short, because then you become stocky.

Models are usually 115-120 lbs and they are like 5'9 at least. If you are going to fuck for everyone to see, you might as well get in shape.

5'1" and 90 lbs....can we have sex?

Cheshire 07-01-2002 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Models are usually 115-120 lbs and they are like 5'9 at least. If you are going to fuck for everyone to see, you might as well get in shape.
Not true ~ Linda O'neil is 5'7" as are a lot of adult models. When you get to the 5'9" 115 bracket you're speaking of runway and mass print work. If you've got a slammin' body it's a little easier to break into the nude arena than clothed.

Theo 07-01-2002 07:57 PM

she likes beer

drunkmonkey 07-01-2002 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
she likes beer
therefore I love her


:drinkup

eRock 07-01-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69

I'm around 5'1 and I weight around 90 lbs and I am NOT skinny, just normal and in good shape.

Ahhh...perfect! :thumbsup

beemk 07-02-2002 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
She also needs to do some CRUNCHES for her stomach
crunches will not get rid of the fat on her stomach. all it will do is build up her muscle... and make her stomach look bigger. she needs to get her ass on a treadmill. even before she put on some pounds i didnt think she was all that anyways. i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Turf 07-02-2002 12:34 AM

she sure is looking fatter then ever...

But then again cum does hold lots of good protines (did i spell that right ?) so no wonder she is growing fat.. :1orglaugh

chodadog 07-02-2002 02:21 AM

I think she's absolutely fine. I certainly would not be complaining if i had a girl with a body like that. Hot damn.
I bet none of you other single guys out there callin' her fat would either!

FreeNetPass Steve 07-02-2002 05:13 AM

I will still masturbate to her old pictures... and nobody can stop me! :Kissmy


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