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Why I fired my secretary.....
Why I Fired My Secretary...
Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday." I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Ate Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary, Jane Said, "good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beauti ful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously. On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?" I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?" She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment." After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back." "ok." I Nervously Replied. She Wen t Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday". And I Just Sat There... On The Couch........ Naked. |
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i wonder where did i read this one not so long ago.. but if thats ture thats fucking fucked up.. probably her wife kicked him out of their house not her secretary lol funny read! hahaha
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"Mommy, how come Daddy's not wearing any clothes?"
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juicy did you write that?
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Juicy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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best one i have seen in a while! :1orglaugh
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Ho god, that's a funny story :P
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juicy, i am really looking forward to seeing you on this seasons "Little People Living In A Big World".... its gonna be a great show...
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LOL omg nice story!!
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Could be the most memorable birthday party for you. :1orglaugh
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this i very good joke |
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oh my, that would be reasonable :1orglaugh
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Lol, pretty funny...
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haha that would be fucking priceless!
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he's fucked up. lol!
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Thats sucks...lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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"look mommy, dad waas on his birthday suit"
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Great! The best part was "...Naked!"
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That was one of the funniest jokes I've ever read... lmao!
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hahaha thats hillarious! Great joke.
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Good one Juicy.
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hahahaha
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ha-ha-ha.. classic
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That's exactly why some men hate surprises. :1orglaugh
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Ha ha funny what people will not write.But if that would happen to me i would be so rush to be naked.
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ceen it...still great to read again
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That had me cracking
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"mirror mirror on the wall... why do I look like a retard?" |
ahahahahahahaha
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good one LOL :-)
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buuahhhaaa :thumbsup
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LOL, that was great. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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True or not true but really funny. Life's a bitch :)
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ummmm schwa???
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lol funny story :)
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