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interracialtoons 10-08-2006 06:54 AM

Does it matter what your paycheck looks like?
 
Just looking at some of my paychecks and found some that I think I don't want to cash at my bank.

I think they are just a little too obvious about where the money comes from.
I'm not embarassed by what I do, just protective about it.
It's not a stretch for the bank I'm using now to refuse to process my check because it comes from pornography.

This of course is a joke to a webmaster living in Los Angeles, but some webmaster in Selma Alabama might just lose their bank account.

No matter how popular porn becomes, I think it is foolish for us to ever assume that we are mainstream. We will most likely never be given the same "rights" as mainstream and there will not be a defense against that.
Paypal, Visa and a host of others have proven this to be the case.

What do you think?

the Shemp 10-08-2006 07:00 AM

maybe they are hoping you dont cash it..?

bringer 10-08-2006 07:02 AM

I really dont care about the check itself. The envelope it comes in is whats becoming a problem because you can tell most are checks by the stupid fucking window they have on them. Lately more and more companies including ccbill have gone to this system and its getting annoying. I personally havent lost any to a mailman with sticky fingers but i do know of people who seem to lose their checks in the mail, mostly from companies with the window showing "Pay to the order of" followed by their info.
If your bank closes your account because of what you do, find a new bank.

Dvae 10-08-2006 07:02 AM

I dare bet they don't even look at the name.
They get run through a small electronic device and then give me a receipt.
Unless the text from who issued the check is in large bold text I just don't think it makes any difference.
Given a choice I would opt for something generic tho.

interracialtoons 10-08-2006 07:02 AM

Fuck, how did you answer so fast, I wasn't even through proof reading it.

:1orglaugh

Hentaikid 10-08-2006 07:04 AM

Agreed, never got a "fancy" check, just some extra stuff in the envelope I could've done without.

Epassporte is convenient for this...

interracialtoons 10-08-2006 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hentaikid (Post 11023621)
Agreed, never got a "fancy" check, just some extra stuff in the envelope I could've done without.

Epassporte is convenient for this...


Yeah, no shit! I can do without the hardcore print ads in with my paycheck.
I like to keep the porn on the computer and not in the trash can.

Pete-KT 10-08-2006 07:07 AM

everyone at our bank knows what we do, and they dont have a problem with it

crockett 10-08-2006 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer (Post 11023613)
I really dont care about the check itself. The envelope it comes in is whats becoming a problem because you can tell most are checks by the stupid fucking window they have on them. Lately more and more companies including ccbill have gone to this system and its getting annoying. I personally havent lost any to a mailman with sticky fingers but i do know of people who seem to lose their checks in the mail, mostly from companies with the window showing "Pay to the order of" followed by their info.
If your bank closes your account because of what you do, find a new bank.

I lost a check a few weeks ago.. and it does annoy me that you can tell they are checks. Hell even the mail main said to me one day that I didn't get a check.. "Ahh no checks today"

Who knows why my check was lost but one thing is for sure, it was me that had to pay for the stop payment and I'm still waiting for it's replacement.

interracialtoons 10-08-2006 07:08 AM

I wish you guys would vote in the poll so people could get a count of opinions.

Thanks

interracialtoons 10-08-2006 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11023633)
Hell even the mail main said to me one day that I didn't get a check.. "Ahh no checks today"

We've got the same mail man!!!!!!!!!!
:1orglaugh

interracialtoons 10-08-2006 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 11023615)
I dare bet they don't even look at the name.
They get run through a small electronic device and then give me a receipt.
Unless the text from who issued the check is in large bold text I just don't think it makes any difference.
Given a choice I would opt for something generic tho.


I agree about the large text, but I'm also looking at a check with a huge logo in the middle with a chick's breast spilling out of her top.

Dirty Dane 10-08-2006 07:40 AM

Dont care about how it looks as long its BIG numbers :)

jerseygto 10-08-2006 08:30 AM

Nope not at all!! just keep them comeing and plentyful:thumbsup as for the banks i live in sofla so nothing suprises them and it is a free country an they work for me being thats where my money is soooooo too baddd cash my check:pimp

MaddCaz 10-08-2006 08:32 AM

oh....all I care about is how much they are.

VicD 10-08-2006 08:52 AM

I live in Amsterdam, the bank don't give a shit about it as long as it's making them money

selena 10-08-2006 08:56 AM

Yes, I do care. :) I live in a very small town, and don't need the hassle.

I want a plain check with no logos, no urls, and hopefully issued by a company name that is different than the actual sponsor name.

ie, issued by XYZ, Inc. as opposed to Big Cock Cash.

Vendzilla 10-08-2006 08:59 AM

Rochard is my mailman

fetishblog 10-08-2006 09:13 AM

I love cashing my checks from "Tiny Girls sucking Monster Cocks, LLC." The look on my 90yr old bankers face is priceless.

madawgz 10-08-2006 09:22 AM

if you dont want to cash certain checks at the bank, find your local western union and cash the check there :thumbsup

youll just have to pay some fees...

SpeakEasy 10-08-2006 09:53 AM

This questionhas been asked a hundred times. It's not illegal to say whatever you want on a check and banks dont even look (in most cases) but even if they do, who gives a rats ass.:2 cents:

RayBonga 10-08-2006 10:29 AM

I don't like checks in general, banks here charge too high fees.

Much better to get epass, paypal or wire transfer

RealityWife 10-08-2006 10:38 AM

As an affiliate I really dont mind Biz cards in the envelope, I just dont want a check or envelope that plainly reads descriptive text with dumb shit like "BIG PORN CHECK Dollars".

AS a program owner we issue all our checks reading only our corporate name and not my program name. Some affiliates might have to do some checking where the check has come from, but its much better than having a nosy mail man knowing your biz. :2 cents:

Epassporte also works well.

Missie 10-08-2006 10:40 AM

I'm not in the US so I have to go to the bank to deposit my checks every month. The teller looks at each one to make sure they're all USD. I love those porn checks that have my username on them! :( Although none of the tellers have ever said anything about the source or username, I did get a few weird looks over time. Some of them have asked me what I do to get these checks. "I work on the internet" is always my reply. I'm glad I also deposit a lot of mainstream checks too.

Missie

BlackCrayon 10-08-2006 10:47 AM

i don't see why people would put anything adult related on the checks to begin with, i know some companies do it but i really don't get why.

nico-t 10-08-2006 10:48 AM

its a fucking joke a huge country like the US is still using old fashioned checks to pay peeps

pornguy 10-08-2006 10:52 AM

For most banks, if you are cashing or depositing a small check, then they may give you an issue about it. But when the checks are big, they seem to no notice.

Of if you just have a bunch of cash in their bank.

interracialtoons 10-08-2006 11:20 AM

Dumb bitch at my bank reads the name of the check out-loud so everyone behind me can here it. She always inquires about "Cyber Heat, what's that?".

If I said none of your business then I'm mean or hiding something.
If I say it's my check for selling porn then there's another re-action.
So I say, Oh, I made some computer graphics for that company to use in advertisements. I'm a computer artist. :1orglaugh
They understand simple shit like "computer artist"..."web designer" would fuck their head up for a month or so.

marko13 10-08-2006 11:23 AM

i don't care as long as they come to me .....

beemk 10-08-2006 11:28 AM

i agree, a regular check would do just fine. one time i had my pussycash newsletter thrown in the envelope with my check while the ink was still wet and i got a big "pussycash" logo backwards across the check. i didnt even notice until the lady at the bank too it in back for a few minutes. she was probably showing all the other employees.

fuzebox 10-08-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 11024685)
i agree, a regular check would do just fine. one time i had my pussycash newsletter thrown in the envelope with my check while the ink was still wet and i got a big "pussycash" logo backwards across the check. i didnt even notice until the lady at the bank too it in back for a few minutes. she was probably showing all the other employees.

:1orglaugh I remember that period... I just stuck it at the bottom of like 12-15 other checks and they didn't say anything... I was hella nervous though, at the time I was always trying to hit on my teller and I didn't want her thinking I was a pervert.

dissipate 10-08-2006 12:08 PM

Some companies are just a little bit retarded when it comes to mailing checks.

okdesign 10-08-2006 12:25 PM

I don't like checks with adult words...

After Shock Media 10-08-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 11023609)
maybe they are hoping you dont cash it..?

Yup, had a drop in people cashing checks when I started adding the Semen Donation System name and logo to the actual checks. Saved the company an extra 20% to the bottom line. :winkwink:

V_RocKs 10-08-2006 01:08 PM

I don't think a check should advertise porn if that is what you are asking.

If the check is from Adult.com I don't mind it saying Adult.com on the check. But if it says "Get your links up for Nude Beach House," I'd wonder why they are advertising on a check...

BusterBunny 10-08-2006 01:09 PM

all i care about is the amount written on the check......

CynthiaB 10-08-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons (Post 11023645)
I agree about the large text, but I'm also looking at a check with a huge logo in the middle with a chick's breast spilling out of her top.

Okay, that's a bit odd. I mean, this is a business and is it really neccesary to put that on a check! Yeah, I prefer the checks I get to have a non-descriptive company name on them just because you never know who's looking. All I need is for the bank teller to be the parent of my son's best friend or something. . . I try not to advertise what I do.

woj 10-08-2006 02:37 PM

don't really care, but would prefer if checks were from mainstream sounding company names...

Vitasoy 10-08-2006 04:24 PM

We live in a close nit neighbourhood so discreet is prefer ed.

MaddCaz 10-08-2006 04:25 PM

nope...still

baddog 10-08-2006 04:26 PM

It is all about the number of "0's" on it

gecko 10-08-2006 04:54 PM

I care.. as long as it's not too obvious

E$_manager 10-08-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 11023716)
Dont care about how it looks as long its BIG numbers :)

right :winkwink:

E$_manager 10-08-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 11023716)
Dont care about how it looks as long its BIG numbers :)

right :winkwink:


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