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xxxjay 10-06-2006 08:08 PM

why i'm not married
 
Quote of the day:

"A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man."

- Anonymous

Ice 10-06-2006 08:18 PM

Well gee Jay... just showing ya some luv in this thread.... :glugglug

videodoll 10-06-2006 08:20 PM

nice life.

MaddCaz 10-06-2006 08:21 PM

a great many reasons

dissipate 10-06-2006 08:53 PM

They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

2HousePlague 10-06-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

Mom too.


2hp

E$_manager 10-06-2006 08:55 PM

[QUOTE=xxxjay] "A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man."
[ /QUOTE]
I stick to the point that you need to marry a solgier to live with a colonel. It is figuratively. :winkwink:

TimBlaze 10-06-2006 08:55 PM

i think i'll enjoy the bachlor lifestyle for a while to come :pimp

Spunky 10-06-2006 08:56 PM

One word is all I need..Half

wdsguy 10-06-2006 08:56 PM

interesting.....

Love Sex 10-06-2006 08:59 PM

im shooting for the hugh hefner plan.

Get married when im old have a few kids, after 10 years get the ex a house next door and do what i want with my new girls.

CuriousToyBoy 10-06-2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Quote of the day:

"A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man."

- Anonymous

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And that is BEFORE the property settlement.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 10-06-2006 09:40 PM

Word from the wise

squishypimp 10-06-2006 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BT 10-06-2006 09:43 PM

xxxjay, I like Charlie Sheen's approach. "I don't pay for the sex I pay them to leave"

Swish 10-06-2006 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze
i think i'll enjoy the bachlor lifestyle for a while to come :pimp

2nd to that! :thumbsup

L-Pink 10-06-2006 10:05 PM

If it flies, floats, or fucks ... it's cheaper to rent it.

E$_manager 10-06-2006 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

and vise versa :1orglaugh

gecko 10-06-2006 10:37 PM

ain't that the truth

martinsc 10-06-2006 10:39 PM

yup, that's true

basschick 10-06-2006 11:51 PM

looks like no one on this thread is interested in women who make their own money. what - did you come from the seventies or something? haven't you heard? women can now get real jobs, not just work as a receptionist while waiting for mr moneybags to come long.

personally i can't see why i'd need my husband's money when i have mine ;)

Rhesus 10-07-2006 01:36 AM

You don't have to get married, but what an empty (headed) life you lead...

KRL 10-07-2006 01:39 AM

If you want to keep your wealth intact, stay single.

soulbleed 10-07-2006 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

lol thats hilarious

PimpDaddyPants 10-07-2006 01:51 AM

thats a very well written quote from some smart ass guy :)

Kimo 10-07-2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basschick
looks like no one on this thread is interested in women who make their own money. what - did you come from the seventies or something? haven't you heard? women can now get real jobs, not just work as a receptionist while waiting for mr moneybags to come long.

personally i can't see why i'd need my husband's money when i have mine ;)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BlueDesignStudios 10-07-2006 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

guess you don't know about me and your mom then...

RayBonga 10-07-2006 02:33 AM

Much better to be a pimp :pimp

Put that hoes to work.

Mikey_219Inc 10-07-2006 03:09 AM

i might need some rehab - im tired of skifoozes and all i can think about lately is getting a steady girlfriend / serious relationship ... ive even stopped humping the random sluts and switched to jerking off. you might have to come out here and bitchslap me jay.

:helpme

bausch 10-07-2006 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why is this funny?
You never heard of a woman who earns A LOT more than her husband/boyfriend before? There are a lot of them out there. You must be fucking the wrong girls.

LiveDose 10-07-2006 03:27 AM

A lot of big time players in this thread....LOL

Don't forget fellas, the women have to put up with our dumbasses too...

cleanpussynow 10-07-2006 03:54 AM

You can loose many time in that "thing"

Cash 10-08-2006 02:17 PM

How about kids? Do you wanna have kids?

VXVhedpeVXV 10-08-2006 02:20 PM

RU486 to save the day?

TimBlaze 10-08-2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash (Post 11025457)
How about kids? Do you wanna have kids?

no :Oh crap

crocop 10-08-2006 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basschick (Post 11015922)
looks like no one on this thread is interested in women who make their own money. what - did you come from the seventies or something? haven't you heard? women can now get real jobs, not just work as a receptionist while waiting for mr moneybags to come long.

personally i can't see why i'd need my husband's money when i have mine ;)

i have no problem with women who make a lot of money, the only way i would even considering marrying a woman is if she had way more money than i do, i would rather stand to gain than stand to lose given the divorce rate

Andiz 10-08-2006 03:12 PM

It's from a song of Lazyboy :)

MaDalton 10-08-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11015362)
If it flies, floats, or fucks ... it's cheaper to rent it.


true :upsidedow

MaddCaz 10-08-2006 03:46 PM

dont throw a stunt about not being married...really...

Star 69 10-08-2006 03:48 PM

why i'm not married? As for me - i am too young be a husband. I am 23. But I have one girl with whom i would like become a husband. This is my girlfriend, but .... there are so amny reasons why she doesn't want the same. And she doesn't give a shit about the money she allready has enough!

BucksMania 10-08-2006 04:09 PM

just make her think that you earn twice less from your real income :)

GrouchyAdmin 10-08-2006 04:10 PM

...here I thought it was your insatiable taste for cock. Silly me!

starpimps 10-08-2006 04:19 PM

saved that one to a .txt file

Vendzilla 10-08-2006 04:38 PM

Now I know wy my marriages didn't work

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-08-2006 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basschick (Post 11015922)
looks like no one on this thread is interested in women who make their own money. what - did you come from the seventies or something? haven't you heard? women can now get real jobs, not just work as a receptionist while waiting for mr moneybags to come long.

personally i can't see why i'd need my husband's money when i have mine ;)


Come on girl, don't clue the clueless in...its more fun to let the idiots still believe that ALL women need them for financial support :1orglaugh

Loryn 10-08-2006 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 11014910)
They're all sluts and gold diggers - except mom.

Every time I hear that saying I think of RAM!!! :1orglaugh

"They're all sluts but Mom!" I guess his mom was the Virgin Mary. I miss that guy. :( He always had a way of making me laugh.

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I would love to get married. I would love to spend my whole life with one person who is my best friend. You can still play with other people if you have the right kind of relationship and you are secure in your love for each other. That is what I want more than anything, a best friend for life, someone who goes through everything in life good, bad, great, up, down whatever. As long as we have each other we can take on anyone. Someone who knows me better than anyone in the world and I know them better than anyone else. Someone I trust with everything and anything and they feel the same way.

You know that love when a couple grows to the age of 90 and when one dies the other dies because they are so connected to each other? I met an old couple like that. She was 95 he was 94 living in a retirement home in Napa Valley with a beautiful room filled with TONS of pictures of their life together and every where they traveled and all the people they met. He was a fur trader in the 20's and 30's. I saw a pic of him as a younger man and he was so freakin HOT and then I looked up and saw old eyes. I cried. haha

Seeing them together was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. I knew right then and there that was what I wanted in life.

But I don't want kids. NO KIDS!!! Just us and the world. :liebe028:


But I think the original saying in this thread is pretty funny. LOL It's takes a lot more than looks to catch a man like that. hehe :winkwink:

jerseygto 10-08-2006 06:21 PM

marrage hummm well first i gotta stop meetin women with 2 ex husbands an 3 kids an maybe i can have a normal relationship...butt then again i love being single again too toooo

Basic_man 10-08-2006 06:24 PM

Hehe, nice quote. That's so true :P

Drake 10-08-2006 06:28 PM

I'll get married some day.

rodney25 10-08-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 11014698)
Quote of the day:

"A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man."

- Anonymous

It still depends on the type of fish you caught. :)


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