Words of Wisdom from Dr Phil - JOKE
 

I am passing this on to all of you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

hahahaha

Dr Phil

Mr. Romance

hahahaha very good

I will try to live by this credo from now on!

That sounds like my kinda peace.

WoW! That's pure bliss :)

HAHAH that is awesome! :1orglaugh

excellent advice!

:1orglaugh

damn, I have a few beers from yesterday, thanks Dr Phil

lol Gotta listen to Dr Phil.

Nice one!

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

This makes senseat all. :pimp

hahaha :1orglaugh

heh that cracked me up