A day in the life... (A PHOTOGRAPHIC ESSAY)
 

http://digitaldope.com/red/a-day/

It's long and I needed the pics to line up just right so I linked to it instead. This happened to us a couple of days ago. We eneded up going to like 3 different post offices, we went to the bank twice, spent time with the Secretary Bird lady. Nothing seemed to go right that day. the Secretary Bird lady was one of the few things that put a smile on our faces.

what tha hell was she talking about?

Did she say where she got the cash?

http://digitaldope.com/red/a-day/dallas-sblp-08.jpg


"You are the last two remnants of white America." - The crazy lady


:1orglaugh

She thought it was Aussie money that was given to ger by her mom. I tried to talk her out of it and trade her from some BETTER American $1 bills, but she was attched to them because they were from mom.

That is hilarious. I love crazy people...when they are harmless anyway.


I would say that you witnessed something that no one would ever witness again, but alas, that crazy bitch is walking around ..... Theres a sitcom here, I know it

what an interesting day...I LOVE SWEETS!

And those are the moments I live for. :thumbsup

http://www.planetware.com/i/photo/ma...rve-ken204.jpg

Secretary Birds are endemic to sub-Saharan Africa and are non-migratory.

The Secretary Bird is instantly recognizable as having an eagle-like body on crane-like legs which increases the bird?s height to around 1.3 m (four feet) tall. This 140 cm long bird has an eagle-like head with a hooked bill, but has rounded wings.[3] From a distance or in flight it resembles a crane more than a bird of prey. The tail has two elongated central feathers that extend beyond the feet during flight, as well as long flat plumage creating a posterior crest.[4] It likely gets its English name from its crest of long feathers which make it appear to be carrying quill pens behind its ears, as secretaries once did. A more recent hypothesis is that this is a French corruption of the Arabic saqr-et-tair or "hunter-bird."[5]

The genus name, Sagittarius refers to the same feature, but in this case likened to an archer's arrows. Serpentarius reflects the fact that this is a specialist predator of snakes. Secretary Bird flight feathers and thighs are black, while most of the coverts are grey with some being white.[6] Sexes look alike, although the male has longer head plumes and tail feathers. Adults have a featherless red face as opposed to the yellow colored facial skin in young.[7]

Looks like I'm gonna have to school our new friend that these birds are not from Peru. :upsidedow

hot linked for those who cant see the one above:

http://www.photonetwork.co.za/Photog...ird%20pair.jpg

You're going soft, can't believe you didn't put her in a scene - kind of reminds me of the MadTV Cabana Chat woman...DWB could have been Pool Boy...

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awsome essay

Those were her words as we were driving away from the parking lot at Taco Bell. She literally was charging the car. She said it more like this, "I LOOOOOOOVE LEMONAAAAAAAAAADE!!" Listen to her accent she holds her vowels longer than the rest of her words. LOL. She was sooooooo much fuuuuuuuun.

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