who here can beat my success?
 

Made my first million when I was 18

I am 20 now.

Made it through partnership programs and search engines.

Show your petty selves :)


doesn't it feel good to be big pimpin when you aren't even old enough to drink?

right... WE ALL BELIVE YOU....

Move to Canada.. in quebec, you can drink at 18, and 19 throughout the rest of the civilized world...

... if you can afford the plane ticket...

So this is what millionaires do for fun, huh? They post on message boards bragging about their wealth. Wow, learn something new every day, ya do! :321GFY

Good job annoucing yourself to all the hackers, who will now be watching your every move to take that wealth away from you.

:thumbsup

good... we can rob u now

And I bet you still dont get laid
:pimp

Slim!

I can beat your success, I have been working at this for over 4 yrs and I am yet to get a check from my sponsors.... For some reason they always tell me that I do not reach the minimum... I have no clue what does that mean.

I'll tell you what. Give me half and I'll pretend to be your friend for a day. :Graucho Give me more I might even let you get ass-fucked by a group of butch ueber dykes. :winkwink:

That mean's they're giving it to you up the ass and, like a fool, you're taking it. If the sponsors don't pay out, dump em.

That flew right over your head, huh?
A lot of this has been going around.

My dicks bigger then yours! So bend over hoe!!

I beleive you, I have made allot of money also with partnership programs, you just need the right sponsors & know how to market their products, work long hours & you will be very successfull..... Now the problem is, were you doing this under a company or personal, if its personal & did not pay your taxes, watch for the taxman knocking at your door in the near future:)


Taxman-Knock Knock
mrbling -who's there
Taxman- WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE THE TAXMAN - WE NEED A REPLY FROM THE TAXMAN?
Taxman- ?


lets continue this thread and have a little fun with mrbling & the taxman:)

yea sure okay..1million while ur 18

:Graucho

those who brag usually have pretty big imaginations

Unlike you, I will be honest. I will give you a quarter million, if you prove that you're a millionaire.

Show me the money you little attention whore.

can i beat your success, perhaps not


BUT

i can beat your lil poo-butt ass motherfucker, how u like that?

wanna make another million ?
http://www.cumfacecuties.com and http://www.betrayedteens.com
converting better than anything I have ever seen!
go em' kid!!!

you made a million when you were 18?

wow your such a hero!

... now count to 6 and die!!!
mwaahahahahahahahah

*lightning strikes*

:321GFY

I do not understand what the big deal about making a million bucks is. Must not be white .... :helpme


Anyway, getting paid for letting priests touch you does not count.

Mogul
ContentLotto.com
:)

Actually I know a few people that have made big cash while they are only 16, 17 or 18 years old.

LOOK OUT!! DUCK!!! DUCK!!!

Ahh...nevermind...no need to duck...it went WAY over your head. You're safe.

My sister blew peter jennings...beat that.:thumbsup

WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've only made ONE million ??????????

That's spare change!!!


I think the only thing you really want to have beaten is your dick - too bad noone likes you enough to do it for you...
or maybe it's just too small too find :1orglaugh

..big egos are big shields for lots of emty space...
and..imaginition is the highest kite you can fly...:1orglaugh

buba, you can't tell when someone is being sarcastic? what a fucking moron.

I know bill gates who is worth 50 billion dollars.
Does that make a difference?

It only makes a difference when you are the person making the money :)

And yes, 1 million dollars goes a LONG way regardless of what all the yuppies think.

long long way.

why does this post remind me of a guy who brags about how big his cock is but in reality he's hung like gary coleman:1orglaugh

Hmmm...I thought he was Gary Coleman.

bragging?

is it still called bragging if you don't know the person and the person has an anonymous nickname?


I just like to have fun every now and then,

hey guys, heres a quiz

Guess what makes me the most money nowadays :)
If you find out ,you'd actually be making enough so you aren't living paycheck to paycheck!


:eyecrazy

I didn't realize that there were any yuppy adult webmasters :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wow, you made money pushing porn?

DO TELL!!!!!

Mogul
ContentLotto.com

mogul,

how old are you and how much did you make mr un-bling :thefinger ?

Masterbling
You're an idiot.

Yes I am, and you are probbaly over 35 and make less then a 20 year old.

So If I'm an idiot, you must be the yellow school bus kid.

how sad.

http://www.ripenedpeach.com/imagine/...tionwhore1.jpg


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jak,
why are you an attention whore? go make some money you little pussy boy

Being an attention whore does nobody any good espically when you are dirt poor living off of mommy at age 28

pornopete,

Just because thats what you want doesn't mean everybody is a dorkmaster like you.

Get a life cock sucker!

nothing..

pornopete,

how old are you again? I'm 20 with more then a few million dollars, how much do you make silly boy?

When you were 20 how much did you have in the bank? $30?

thats what I thought, now shut the fuck up trailer park rich pete.

Cookie or medal?

Your mom already made me a cookie after she ravaged my cock , too late fathoe!

next line hurry your fatass up with the prizes.

So your the fat ugly girl with the great personality?

Do millionaires really need a DVD player this bad? :sleep

My mom's dead.

I'm glad I wasn't a 20 year old millionaire if it means having to dig up dead bodies and fuck them because you're an enormous dork.

Did I say your mom? woops, I meant your girlfriend, you need to stop scoring at the retirement homes and get some fresher ass.

A millionaire by the age of 18! wow. I?m really impressed!
Do you mean that you made a 'million dollars' by age 18 or were you ACTUALLY worth a million dollars? Cuz' there is a big difference!

In either case, I fail to see how posting such a statement makes you someone worthy of self-promotion?

Though I can not make the claim myself of being a 'millionaire', I can honestly say that when that day comes, I would not publicly shout it out nor would I even consider making that statement on a public forum, such as this.

Exactly what are you hoping to gain by making such a claim? If you're looking for friends, sorry. You just shot yourself in the foot! (My opinion though) If you're looking for sarcasm, well. You hit the jackpot! Good going! :)

Making a million really isn?t nothing...if you play your cards right! (Got lucky in the stock market before the bear market came.... created a cool software program and sold it to a Fortune 500 company...etc, etc,) HOWEVER, the bigger question is can you KEEP the money in the bank longer then just a few months or a year?

Can you turn a MILLION dollars into 2 or even 3 million in half the time it took you to make the first million?

If you want respect, I'd suggest (again, MY OPINION) that in the future, you use this approach:

"Hey everyone! Thought I'd let you know that I hit one of my 'life goals' last week! What was it you ask? Well, honestly it was to accumulate (Insert Number) MILLION DOLLARS by my (insert #) birthday and I just crossed it off my 'things to do in life before I die" list!

How did I do it? Well, I started with (Insert FACT 1), then I took the profits from that and got started doing (Insert FACT 2) and then when that hit its stride, I started on (Insert Fact 3) and then everything just started coming together"

Just my $.02 worth :)

TekArt:
"I'm hoping to make my first million by hoping that web surfers don't read the FINE PRINT ! :) "

I made $50 a week on my first summer job. I felt like a millionaire!



Does that count?