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minusonebit 10-04-2006 04:49 PM

If You Had to Open a Franchise...
 
... and you assume that the following things were true, what are your top three picks of franchises to open?

1. You have the funding and means.
2. You have secured a suitable location and all permits and red tape has been cleared.
3. No one else has yet opened your franchise in your area.

I think my top three would be, in this order:

1. ACE Cash Express (Payday Loans and Check Cashing)
2. CiCis Pizza (Low Cost Pizza Buffet)
3. Value Place Hotel (Extended Stay Hotel, Rooms Rent by the Week)

Charlie_RedHotBucks 10-04-2006 04:50 PM

i would open a adameve franchise store :)

Spunky 10-04-2006 04:50 PM

Quizznos...inside joke

squishypimp 10-04-2006 04:51 PM

i would probably start a Long & Foster and go into real estate. Alot of cash in those franchises

After Shock Media 10-04-2006 04:52 PM

payday loan by far.

Just be ready for a potential political bs smack down soon.

scotty2hotty1111 10-04-2006 04:54 PM

Pizza hut
mcdonalds
taco bell

Skillz Unlimited 10-04-2006 04:56 PM

Coldstone
Starbucks
Ciggarette Shop.

Aneros Josh 10-04-2006 04:57 PM

Selfishly I would open up a Hooters because there is usually only one per city and you'd have a non-stop supply of hot potential talent to catch before they make it to stage 2 of porndom.

Step 1- Waitress at Hooters
Step 2- Waitress at a strip club
Step 3- Stripper
Step 4- Porn

But if I was opening something cutting edge that I thought would do well, it would be one of these, they're hot in Austin and a great concept.

http://www.whichwich.com/

minusonebit 10-04-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh
Selfishly I would open up a Hooters because there is usually only one per city and you'd have a non-stop supply of hot potential talent to catch before they make it to stage 2 of porndom.

Step 1- Waitress at Hooters
Step 2- Waitress at a strip club
Step 3- Stripper
Step 4- Porn

But if I was opening something cutting edge that I thought would do well, it would be one of these, they're hot in Austin and a great concept.

http://www.whichwich.com/


Haha! Thats actually a pretty damn good idea, the Hooters part. I never thought about turning your waitresses out, hell, why not the customers, too. You're right, sure would be a fertile hunting ground, no pun intended.

baddog 10-04-2006 05:03 PM

A combination Starbucks/KrispyKreme

GTS Mark 10-04-2006 05:19 PM

Tim Hortons

DH

wedouglas 10-04-2006 06:01 PM

McDonalds...

bl4h 10-04-2006 06:06 PM

i would open an internet/gaming cafe in the city

Storm_Tracker 10-04-2006 06:07 PM

Tim Hortons!
Tim Hortons!
Tim Hortons!


They put crack in the coffee!

:pimp

karrimuse 10-04-2006 06:09 PM

i would open tim hortons
its the fastest growing franchise in canada and the poeple are addicted.

StuBradley 10-04-2006 06:16 PM

I'm thinking In n' Out Burger :thumbsup

TimBlaze 10-04-2006 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
Tim Hortons

DH

co sign that ish

KRL 10-04-2006 07:17 PM

Retail franchises are too much work.

I do think it'd be fun to have a Starbucks though in retirement.

Imortyl Pussycat 10-04-2006 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
A combination Starbucks/KrispyKreme

bloody brilliant! let's do it!

Big Red Machine 10-04-2006 07:27 PM

Seems Panera Bread is a fast grower now. I heard of some guy with a Subway he was working 70 hrs a week and only making 35K....he would have probably made more as an employee...lol

L-Pink 10-04-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Quizznos...inside joke

Are they still using that rat with the Steve Buscemi teeth in an attempt to sell food products?

gecko 10-04-2006 08:19 PM

Starbucks....

fallenmuffin 10-04-2006 08:22 PM

Pizza...

Loans are going to be a pain and alot of extra work.
Hotel is great but so much shit to compete with just wouldn't be worth it.

You open a CiCi's and chill out serving american's favorite food while making friends with the local community.

Marcus 10-04-2006 08:35 PM

Subway, its consistently the #1 rated franchise by Entrepreneur
2006 - http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchis...500/index.html
2005 - http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchis...8/2005,-1.html
2004 - http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchis...8/2004,-1.html
2003 - http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchis...8/2003,-1.html
2002 - http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchis...8/2002,-1.html

Or a Dunkin Donuts, Theyre always doing tons of business and I've never seen one close.

MaddCaz 10-04-2006 08:36 PM

low cost pizza buffet? Interesting....

Marcus 10-04-2006 08:53 PM

From what I understand, Starbucks doesnt franchise out, its all company owned. Unless you own an exclusive space that they want to get into, like an airport.

Aquarius 10-04-2006 08:54 PM

Blockbuster, I love movies.

micker 10-04-2006 09:45 PM

AlphaGraphics

bobby666 10-04-2006 09:56 PM

i would also open a mc donalds, just to get my meals for free

tony286 10-04-2006 09:57 PM

panera bread company

Aneros Josh 10-04-2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Pizza...

Loans are going to be a pain and alot of extra work.
Hotel is great but so much shit to compete with just wouldn't be worth it.

You open a CiCi's and chill out serving american's favorite food while making friends with the local community.

True...the pillars of any society always frequent the CiCi's pizza buffet :)


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