Daily joke
 

Pregnant woman has been shooted with tree bullets,and she carried three childs then.So she born the childs,and they grow normal but the bullets was inside them.When children has 14 years,first female child come to mom and say"mommy,mommy,i pissed the bullet"That is good,say mom,now you are completely healthy.Then second female come and say same thing as first child.Then boy come to mom and say:
"mommy,mommy,i jerkin off and i shoot the grandma!

What in the fuck?