Common misconceptions, or: How to stop looking stupid
 

FYI:

It's not "could of", it's "could have."

There is no such thing as an "Intensive purpose"; there is however, information for "intents and purposes."

Don't even think of "axing a quessun."

Thank you,
Grammar Nazi

Tranny will be at your door in 5 min with a cheese pizza.

mmmmmmmmm pizza :)

If I wanted a dude with bitch tits, I wouldn't have turned you down. Like I said, that's not a preference so much as it is an active choice. :thumbsup

Jim has the bitch tits :winkwink:

Well, then.. you want me to hold him down for you? I don't think he's going to trust either of us after that. :( :(

This thread makes me horny.

Additionally, "a lot" is two words, not one.

I do not have bitch tits, and I ain't fat I'm Just Plump!

Jim

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2005 was a good year for Bushisms - let see if El Presidente can top these in 2006:

"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005
(caught by TV cameras).

1) "You work three jobs? ? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

2) See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

3) "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."?Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

4) "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."?On the prospect of visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

5) "But Iraq has?have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future." ?Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

6) "We're spending money on clean coal technology. Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?"?Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

7) "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
?Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

8) "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."?Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005


9) "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make?it would hope?put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."
?Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

10) "Because the?all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those?changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be?or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the?like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate?the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those?if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."?Explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005

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