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baddog 10-02-2006 09:41 PM

That could have sucked . . . big time.
 
I went to go get a sandwich at Quiznos. It is on a very large and busy street (4 lanes each direction). It is pretty dark out. I am headed home and getting ready to make a left turn across 4 lanes of oncoming traffic.

I wait for the cars to go past, and as soon as it is clear I gas it only to discover some idiot in one of those electric carts for people that are too lazy to walk, towing a wheelchair entering the crosswalk!

No lights, no red flags so they can be seen at night, nothing! I almost took both of them out and they had the nerve to shake their fists at me like I am the one doing something wrong.

I would have been pissed if I hit them and dented my car.

squishypimp 10-02-2006 09:45 PM

glad to see everything worked out fine

people really need to be careful when crossing the street!

Sly 10-02-2006 09:49 PM

That was my cousin Ron and his wife Sue. Better watch your ass, they've been known to send out the Cripple Coalition on guys like you.

MaddCaz 10-02-2006 09:50 PM

yeah it coulda...

baddog 10-02-2006 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
That was my cousin Ron and his wife Sue. Better watch your ass, they've been known to send out the Cripple Coalition on guys like you.


Damn, Sue looks like she had been whacked big time with the ugly stick then.

TimBlaze 10-02-2006 09:56 PM

man im paranoid bout driving down here in fl with all the old drugged up senior citizens

get off the road you old pieces of shit

pornguy 10-02-2006 09:57 PM

You would have been in JAIL if you had hit them

mrkris 10-02-2006 11:11 PM

It should be a law (if not already) and enforced that to wear reflective gear when walking/riding/etc at night.

dissipate 10-02-2006 11:12 PM

Seriously, what the fuck is next, making threads about your bowel movements? You senile old bastard.

http://www.tellsomeonewhocares.com/

madawgz 10-02-2006 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze
man im paranoid bout driving down here in fl with all the old drugged up senior citizens

get off the road you old pieces of shit

hahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 10-03-2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
You would have been in JAIL if you had hit them


Why is that? I hit a pedestrian when I was 16 with no criminal charges being filed.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2006 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Why is that? I hit a pedestrian when I was 16 with no criminal charges being filed.

peds have the right away NO MATTER WHAT, so even if they never had any thing showing they were there, you're fucked.

Solid Bob 10-03-2006 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
peds have the right away NO MATTER WHAT, so even if they never had any thing showing they were there, you're fucked.

Can you say

heeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwww

baddog 10-03-2006 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
peds have the right away NO MATTER WHAT, so even if they never had any thing showing they were there, you're fucked.

Well, I don't know that they would exactly be considered pedestrians since neither were walking.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2006 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Well, I don't know that they would exactly be considered pedestrians since neither were walking.

was it a motor vehicle where you need to have a drivers licence of any sort to drive it? they are pedestrians...

baddog 10-03-2006 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
was it a motor vehicle where you need to have a drivers licence of any sort to drive it? they are pedestrians...


If you are on a bicycle you are a pedestrian?

Solid Bob 10-03-2006 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
was it a motor vehicle where you need to have a drivers licence of any sort to drive it? they are pedestrians...

Dude you are wrong anyway. LOL :D or something.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2006 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
If you are on a bicycle you are a pedestrian?

i thought so, but i just looked it up and i was wrong, but in your case, they were pedestrians...

and Solid Bob how so? because they arn't out in the open?

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://www.loudoun.gov/compplan/bikegloss.htm#Walk
A person walking or traveling by means of a wheelchair, electric scooter, crutches or other walking devices or mobility aids. Use of the term pedestrian is meant to include all disabled individuals regardless of which equipment they may use to assist their self-directed locomotion (unless they are using a bicycle). It also includes runners, joggers, those pulling or pushing strollers, carriages, carts and wagons, and those walking bicycles.


baddog 10-03-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
i thought so, but i just looked it up and i was wrong, but in your case, they were pedestrians...

and Solid Bob how so? because they arn't out in the open?


You are presuming they are disabled . . they are just lazy. I have seen them on bicycles.

beemk 10-03-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Why is that? I hit a pedestrian when I was 16 with no criminal charges being filed.

that was like 80 years ago, the laws changed. didnt u get the memo?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2006 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
You are presuming they are disabled . . they are just lazy. I have seen them on bicycles.

you could be right, but how do you know they arn't disabled, because they wern't drooling all over themselves?

baddog 10-03-2006 12:59 AM

CVC 467. (a) A "pedestrian" is any person who is afoot or who is using
any of the following:
(1) A means of conveyance propelled by human power other than a
bicycle.
(2) An electric personal assistive mobility device.
(b) "Pedestrian" includes any person who is operating a
self-propelled wheelchair, motorized tricycle, or motorized
quadricycle and, by reason of physical disability, is otherwise
unable to move about as a pedestrian
, as specified in subdivision
(a).

Pretty sure they don't qualify.

baddog 10-03-2006 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
you could be right, but how do you know they arn't disabled, because they wern't drooling all over themselves?


Because I have seen them riding their bikes in the neighborhood.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2006 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Because I have seen them riding their bikes in the neighborhood.

ah ok, sorry if i came off as trying to argue with you, just wanted to understand :thumbsup

Solid Bob 10-03-2006 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
i thought so, but i just looked it up and i was wrong, but in your case, they were pedestrians...

and Solid Bob how so? because they arn't out in the open?

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/26867

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2006 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

i guess my drivers ed teacher fails...

LiveDose 10-03-2006 01:30 AM

Where is the love?

5pm 10-03-2006 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
those electric carts for people that are too lazy to walk, towing a wheelchair entering the crosswalk!


Too lazy to walk ?
Does anyone else see the irony is the above sentance LOL!


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